Yesterday I made a realistic day-in-the-life tiktok of a mom on mat leave. It involved filming my morning and then never finishing

The social media equivalent for “let’s take this outside” is “why don’t you put a your face in your profile picture?” #socialmedia #trolls

My New Year's resolution is to be as unbothered as Kevin McCallister. This kid doesn't have a care in the world. No attempt to let his parents know he's in New York, no attempt to get to Chicago or Florida, zero flocks given about how the rest of his life will pan out. #newyearsresolution

Cars should have more cup holders

What’s up with all the food being recalled these days?

Every morning, I play #Wordle to feel smart and confident, and then Connections to humble myself