A Monitor Lizard
@monitorlizard.bsky.social
Reptile.
Socialist. Green Party voter.
Marathon Runner
How strange it is to be anything at all.
Socialist. Green Party voter.
Marathon Runner
How strange it is to be anything at all.
Will Stancil: the economy is awesome.
CBS: Will Stancil is a dumb a-hole.
Will Stancil: see, I was right!
CBS: Will Stancil is a dumb a-hole.
Will Stancil: see, I was right!
December 13, 2023 at 9:35 PM
Will Stancil: the economy is awesome.
CBS: Will Stancil is a dumb a-hole.
Will Stancil: see, I was right!
CBS: Will Stancil is a dumb a-hole.
Will Stancil: see, I was right!
Yesterday Zelensky met directly with the people in charge of US foreign policy.
The arms manufacturers.
The arms manufacturers.
December 13, 2023 at 11:55 AM
Yesterday Zelensky met directly with the people in charge of US foreign policy.
The arms manufacturers.
The arms manufacturers.
Hey poors;
What y’all doing with all this extra money Claudia says you have?
What y’all doing with all this extra money Claudia says you have?
November 28, 2023 at 12:21 AM
Hey poors;
What y’all doing with all this extra money Claudia says you have?
What y’all doing with all this extra money Claudia says you have?
That look you get on your face when you just creamed in your pants thinking about dead Palestinian children.
November 20, 2023 at 2:58 PM
That look you get on your face when you just creamed in your pants thinking about dead Palestinian children.
In this scene from Terrifier 2 the medical examiner is being killed in the morgue but luckily he has a copy of Taylor’s Family Medicine which comes in very handy in the morgue when someone wakes up from death with a kidney stone or a plantar wart.
November 10, 2023 at 6:55 PM
In this scene from Terrifier 2 the medical examiner is being killed in the morgue but luckily he has a copy of Taylor’s Family Medicine which comes in very handy in the morgue when someone wakes up from death with a kidney stone or a plantar wart.
El Duce from the Mentors got hit by a train. That shit had to hurt.
November 9, 2023 at 1:30 PM
El Duce from the Mentors got hit by a train. That shit had to hurt.
As a former punk rock singer and current medical provider I can tell you the first thing they teach us is: "You gotta keep em ventilated":
November 7, 2023 at 3:26 PM
As a former punk rock singer and current medical provider I can tell you the first thing they teach us is: "You gotta keep em ventilated":
Vermont maple syrup is not made the way you think it’s made.
November 1, 2023 at 1:13 PM
Vermont maple syrup is not made the way you think it’s made.
Reskeet with a photo where you're looking like a snack.
October 23, 2023 at 10:45 AM
Reskeet with a photo where you're looking like a snack.
Post a photo where you accidentally look a bit dramatic.
October 2, 2023 at 2:09 AM
Post a photo where you accidentally look a bit dramatic.
I have a Savannah shirt I feel the same way about.
September 25, 2023 at 4:00 PM
I have a Savannah shirt I feel the same way about.
Advertise your account with just one image.
September 22, 2023 at 4:29 PM
Advertise your account with just one image.
I like big bugs and I cannot lie.
September 22, 2023 at 9:58 AM
I like big bugs and I cannot lie.