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A Monitor Lizard
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Reptile.

Socialist. Green Party voter.

Marathon Runner

How strange it is to be anything at all.
Will Stancil: the economy is awesome.

CBS: Will Stancil is a dumb a-hole.

Will Stancil: see, I was right!
December 13, 2023 at 9:35 PM
Yesterday Zelensky met directly with the people in charge of US foreign policy.

The arms manufacturers.
December 13, 2023 at 11:55 AM
November 29, 2023 at 7:41 PM
November 28, 2023 at 1:36 PM
Hey poors;

What y’all doing with all this extra money Claudia says you have?
November 28, 2023 at 12:21 AM
That look you get on your face when you just creamed in your pants thinking about dead Palestinian children.
November 20, 2023 at 2:58 PM
In this scene from Terrifier 2 the medical examiner is being killed in the morgue but luckily he has a copy of Taylor’s Family Medicine which comes in very handy in the morgue when someone wakes up from death with a kidney stone or a plantar wart.
November 10, 2023 at 6:55 PM
November 9, 2023 at 2:15 PM
El Duce from the Mentors got hit by a train. That shit had to hurt.
November 9, 2023 at 1:30 PM
As a former punk rock singer and current medical provider I can tell you the first thing they teach us is: "You gotta keep em ventilated":
November 7, 2023 at 3:26 PM
Vermont maple syrup is not made the way you think it’s made.
November 1, 2023 at 1:13 PM
This you?
October 23, 2023 at 12:10 PM
Reskeet with a photo where you're looking like a snack.
October 23, 2023 at 10:45 AM
Post a photo where you accidentally look a bit dramatic.
October 2, 2023 at 2:09 AM
I have a Savannah shirt I feel the same way about.
September 25, 2023 at 4:00 PM
Advertise your account with just one image.
September 22, 2023 at 4:29 PM
I like big bugs and I cannot lie.
September 22, 2023 at 9:58 AM