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Steve Monkeydibbly
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Quiet.
Or chew some paper up to stuff in.
January 9, 2026 at 2:27 PM
And then cutting a bit of sellotape to cover it over a week later.
January 9, 2026 at 2:15 PM
That's where my brain went when smeeeeeg was mentioned 🤣
January 9, 2026 at 2:05 PM
It's a bit of a lumpy start still sorting fallout from my dad's departure but when that's done hopefully the rest of the year will tick over and leave me alone!
January 7, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Hope it's been a fun day and all that's left to say is "happy birthday!"
a man wearing a party hat is eating a piece of cake with the words happy birthday below him
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January 7, 2026 at 7:47 PM
She's just hopeless at cooking/warming things! 😂
January 2, 2026 at 10:02 PM
They're for the Mrs, was just giving them the warm-up.
January 2, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Fig. 1.
January 2, 2026 at 7:21 PM
She likes them warmed up with clotted cream (and a handful of creon tablets),but, as with everything - consume in moderation 🤣
me, I don't know what moderation is - I've just had two krispy kreme doughnuts and now it's siesta time 😴
January 2, 2026 at 3:10 PM
The Mrs only has half of hers 🤣
January 2, 2026 at 2:30 PM
There's quite a lot, 14 boxes of 6 normal sized, and 9 boxes of the 9's mini ones
January 2, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I don't like them! It's everyone else that does.

It's a yearly thing, work have quite a lot to get rid of and end up giving some away. My dad had some in their freezer!

They're 'walkers' mince pies and have a best before date of the 31st of March so there's plenty of time to munch through them.
January 2, 2026 at 2:00 PM
We used to but they seemed to go a bit over-soft so I'm playing with them in the air fryer now. Plus they can go in with the foil trays!
January 2, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Mrs likes them warm, did some in the air fryer last night for her.
January 2, 2026 at 12:31 PM
I've just brought another case {10 x 6's} of mince pies home from work (this is the second one) - I'm not a fan of them but everyone else likes them.
Freebies are freebies though 😁
January 2, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Same, but it's a case of 'oh well!' - I still do the same stupid stuff just a bit slower.
January 1, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Fun though, a few flowers and shrubs bought it from time to time.

Not as bad as the bbq where I put a little too much lighting fluid/petrol on to get it going and had 15-20ft flames scorching the borders.
December 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Not bad, I just had to do loops round and round to get the majority done because in first it was glacial slow and in second/third/fourth it was geared to overtake an raf jet.
December 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
My dad had one of them, the bloody thing - driving a hgv might have been easier, I took to slamming it into gears because if you put the clutch in the damn thing put the brakes on and if you were going into a higher gear it nearly snapped your neck as it took off.
December 31, 2025 at 8:01 PM
There was, at the same time a smaller gas powered white sweeper that if you over gassed it before starting caused a very loud backfire - I got an entire line of about 40 co-workers to duck with that. Made my day 🤣
December 31, 2025 at 7:54 PM
There's that much in this bag it needs a second post 🤣

7 roses chocolates (various)
1 jammie wagon wheel
1 mars bar
1 white dipped twirl
10 mini chomps
27 freddo caramel.
December 31, 2025 at 7:46 PM
They're speed restricted so they don't go as fast as we'd like!
People still crash into the racking and bend it though.
December 31, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Not worth the hassle we'd get to be honest.
Someone tried to do a runner with some cigarettes years ago but they were found quite quickly 🤣
December 31, 2025 at 6:56 PM