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Proud Canadian. 🇨🇦


I fully support the American people that are resisting!! 🇺🇸

Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

Currently compiling a Wish List for Karma.


No cultists.
Two MRIs and three Cognitive Assessments.

Trump and GOP:
December 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
December 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results

Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.

Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?

Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
December 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
November moonbeams.
#Canada
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
That's not a Turtleneck.
It's a Muff Warmer.
November 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
That's not a Turtleneck.
It's a Muff Warmer.

#MensFashion #Trump
November 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
November 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Fox's Live Feed is down.
November 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This is unbelievable.
Only 5 butt plugs?

#Trump #Epstein
November 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
November 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
One lone Republican voted "nay" on releasing the Epstein Files.

Clay Higgins.

His close friends call him Bubba.
November 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Really? Jim Jordan speaking against releasing the Epstein Files.
What a surprise.

He should have been "away" for this vote.

To Jim Jordan I say:
Quiet! Quiet Piggy!

#Epstein #Trump
November 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I remember being sent home from work the day the mandatory evacuation was ordered.

There was no public transportation so I walked the 2km to my home. It was bumper to bumper cars and trucks full of people fleeing the wall of fire that was coming.

It felt apocalyptic.
For many, it was.
November 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It's time to start poking into which construction companies got the contracts to demolish the WH and who owns those companies.

What was the selection process?
What companies submitted bids?

Was there even a process?
Or another shady backroom deal?

#BackroomDeal #Friend$HelpingFriend$
#Trump
October 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Coincidence?
I think not.
October 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Department of War.
The ACME Administration.
October 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Meanwhile on Fox News...
October 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
What are the low IQ folks being spoon-fed today?

#NoKings #FoxNews #FauxNews
October 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Q: The Nobel Peace Prize was announced this morning. Your thoughts?

Trump: The who? Never heard of them. I don't even like peas.
October 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I guess Melania didn't get the memo.
October 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
For Donald. No more tears.
October 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Donald Trump is the president who invited the Taliban to a sleepover party at Camp David.

It may not be politically correct to call Trump an idiot, but I believe it to be factually correct.
October 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Animatronics have come a long way but they still can't get the eyes quite right.
September 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Speaking of flaccid penises, here are some dick pics.
September 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
September 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM