TheMonkeyPlantation
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January 22, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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There’s a reason Hitler called his party the National Socialist German Workers' Party! It was to fool the workers into believing it would give them what they wanted! There is a reason Reform is called Reform, it’s also to fool people. It will never deliver its followers what they think they want!
January 20, 2026 at 6:46 PM
There’s a reason Hitler called his party the National Socialist German Workers' Party! It was to fool the workers into believing it would give them what they wanted! There is a reason Reform is called Reform, it’s also to fool people. It will never deliver its followers what they think they want!
Or dress as goats
January 19, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Or dress as goats
Na, the kids just think she’s a slut chasing cock for cash.
January 19, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Na, the kids just think she’s a slut chasing cock for cash.
I wonder when Microsoft will realise their AI tools are leading to redundancies which will in turn lead to less subscriptions
January 19, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I wonder when Microsoft will realise their AI tools are leading to redundancies which will in turn lead to less subscriptions
Wtf were they still doing in there anyway?
January 19, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Wtf were they still doing in there anyway?
Tbh, and apologies, but the US is currently irrelevant when it comes to sustainable energy, I was thinking more of European nations and especially the UK.
January 18, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Tbh, and apologies, but the US is currently irrelevant when it comes to sustainable energy, I was thinking more of European nations and especially the UK.
How can energy infrastructure handle that demand and at the same time supply tech bros with the energy they crave? Oh and just keep the lights on for the rest of us?
January 18, 2026 at 4:58 PM
How can energy infrastructure handle that demand and at the same time supply tech bros with the energy they crave? Oh and just keep the lights on for the rest of us?
Let’s start cashing in those US bonds. Yeah it will be horrendous but this pathway being defined by Trump is and will be worse.
January 18, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Let’s start cashing in those US bonds. Yeah it will be horrendous but this pathway being defined by Trump is and will be worse.
Come on Europe, you know what you need to do, cash in those US bonds.
January 18, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Come on Europe, you know what you need to do, cash in those US bonds.
Make the most of it USofA! It won’t be long before there won’t be any European cars sold in the US…
January 17, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Make the most of it USofA! It won’t be long before there won’t be any European cars sold in the US…
It’s the FA Cup, none of these matches should be on TNT nor Discovery!
January 17, 2026 at 10:42 PM
It’s the FA Cup, none of these matches should be on TNT nor Discovery!
Time for some country FAs to start pulling their teams.
January 17, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Time for some country FAs to start pulling their teams.
Either way the US ends. The world turns it back on you or you act on your constitution and it burns from within. No win situation
January 17, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Either way the US ends. The world turns it back on you or you act on your constitution and it burns from within. No win situation
Zelda from Terrahawks says what?
January 16, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Zelda from Terrahawks says what?
Team butt plug inserted too far?
January 15, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Team butt plug inserted too far?
Have ICE now given him a job?
January 15, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Have ICE now given him a job?
Any link to the Pepsi bottling plant in Kent and their water consumption?
January 15, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Any link to the Pepsi bottling plant in Kent and their water consumption?
Bone spurs?
January 13, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Bone spurs?
…and Churchill commented it would take Russia 1000 years to become a true democracy! USA now on that same trajectory!
January 13, 2026 at 5:07 PM
…and Churchill commented it would take Russia 1000 years to become a true democracy! USA now on that same trajectory!
The most central landlocked county in England… which makes it even more surprising
January 13, 2026 at 9:05 AM
The most central landlocked county in England… which makes it even more surprising
When I was born there was no motorway in the county I lived in until a tiny section opened in 1974, the year of my birth! Amazingly there was no motorway through the county until 1991… can you guess the county?
January 13, 2026 at 8:53 AM
When I was born there was no motorway in the county I lived in until a tiny section opened in 1974, the year of my birth! Amazingly there was no motorway through the county until 1991… can you guess the county?