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It's Called Satire
Do you get it?
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It's Called Satire
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Dave Ramsey Says He's Become A 'Cuss Word' In Some Houses And 'That's Fine' – 'Everybody's Got To Have A Gift, I've Got It' via @benzinga.bsky.social www.benzinga.com/personal-fin...
Dave Ramsey Says He's Become A 'Cuss Word' In Some Houses And 'That's Fine' – 'Everybody's Got To Have A Gift, I've Got It'
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January 10, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Dave Ramsey Says He's Become A 'Cuss Word' In Some Houses And 'That's Fine' – 'Everybody's Got To Have A Gift, I've Got It' via @benzinga.bsky.social www.benzinga.com/personal-fin...
apnews.com/article/ces-... climbing vacuums to cyber pets: Some highlights of CES 2026
From climbing vacuums to cyber pets: Some highlights of CES 2026
CES 2026 showcased futuristic tech, from paper-thin screens to AI-driven gadgets. Meanwhile, robots were everywhere on the show floor, assisting and entertaining.
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January 10, 2026 at 4:04 PM
apnews.com/article/ces-... climbing vacuums to cyber pets: Some highlights of CES 2026
Cyberpunk 2077, released five years after its troubled debut, remains a highly relevant open-world RPG in the modern era. Its success largely stems from the believable relationships within the game.
So would extending Act 1 (before the heist) in CP77 make the game better?
1. No it wouldn't. It's like saying we should spend more time on Tatooine with farmer Luke before he got involved with all this Jedi stuff.
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1. No it wouldn't. It's like saying we should spend more time on Tatooine with farmer Luke before he got involved with all this Jedi stuff.
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January 7, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Cyberpunk 2077, released five years after its troubled debut, remains a highly relevant open-world RPG in the modern era. Its success largely stems from the believable relationships within the game.
apnews.com/article/brow... who killed Brown students and MIT professor planned attack for years, says DOJ
Shooter who killed Brown students and MIT professor planned attack for years, says DOJ
The U.S. Department of Justice reveals that Claudio Neves Valente, identified as the shooter who killed two Brown University students and an MIT professor, had planned the attack for years.
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January 7, 2026 at 1:02 AM
apnews.com/article/brow... who killed Brown students and MIT professor planned attack for years, says DOJ
apnews.com/article/data... Tech's fast-expanding plans for data centers are running into stiff community opposition
Big Tech's fast-expanding plans for data centers are running into stiff community opposition
Tech companies looking to plunge billions of dollars into ever-bigger data centers to power artificial intelligence and cloud computing are increasingly being voted down.
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January 4, 2026 at 1:29 PM
apnews.com/article/data... Tech's fast-expanding plans for data centers are running into stiff community opposition
Venezuela Live Updates: Interim Leader Rejects U.S. Intervention and Demands Maduro’s Return www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Venezuela Live Updates: Trump Says U.S. Will ‘Run the Country’ After Capture of Maduro
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January 3, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Venezuela Live Updates: Interim Leader Rejects U.S. Intervention and Demands Maduro’s Return www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Khaleda Zia, Bangladesh’s First Female Prime Minister, Dies www.nytimes.com/2025/12/29/w...
Khaleda Zia, Bangladesh’s First Female Prime Minister, Dies
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January 2, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Khaleda Zia, Bangladesh’s First Female Prime Minister, Dies www.nytimes.com/2025/12/29/w...
apnews.com/article/cott... beats defending national champ Ohio State 24-14 in the CFP quarterfinal at Cotton Bowl
Miami beats defending national champ Ohio State 24-14 in the CFP quarterfinal at Cotton Bowl
Keionte Scott returned an interception 72 yards for a touchdown and No. 10 Miami shocked defending champion Ohio State 24-14 in the first College Football Playoff quarterfinal at the Cotton Bowl.
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January 1, 2026 at 12:42 PM
apnews.com/article/cott... beats defending national champ Ohio State 24-14 in the CFP quarterfinal at Cotton Bowl
Khaleda Zia, Bangladesh’s First Female Prime Minister, Dies www.nytimes.com/2025/12/29/w...
Khaleda Zia, Bangladesh’s First Female Prime Minister, Dies
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December 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Khaleda Zia, Bangladesh’s First Female Prime Minister, Dies www.nytimes.com/2025/12/29/w...
'Empty' Minnesota daycare received $4 million in taxpayer funds 'Empty' Minnesota daycare received $4 million in taxpayer funds www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
'Empty' Minnesota daycare received $4 million in taxpayer funds
The supposedly empty daycare has reportedly received $4 million in taxpayer funds, another instance of the state not catching the widespread fraud in its social safety programs.
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December 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
'Empty' Minnesota daycare received $4 million in taxpayer funds 'Empty' Minnesota daycare received $4 million in taxpayer funds www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
apnews.com/article/fran... Bardot, 1960s French sex symbol turned militant animal rights activist, dies at 91
Brigitte Bardot, 1960s French sex symbol turned militant animal rights activist, dies at 91
French 1960s sex symbol Brigitte Bardot has died at age 91. Bardot became one of the greatest screen sirens of the 20th century and later a militant animal rights activist.
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December 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
apnews.com/article/fran... Bardot, 1960s French sex symbol turned militant animal rights activist, dies at 91
apnews.com/article/holi... storm snarls holiday travel across US Northeast, Great Lakes
Winter storm snarls holiday travel across US Northeast, Great Lakes
More than a thousand flights have been canceled or delayed across the Northeast and Great Lakes as a winter storm disrupted one of the busiest travel weekends of the year between Christmas and New Yea...
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December 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
apnews.com/article/holi... storm snarls holiday travel across US Northeast, Great Lakes
Zelensky to Meet With Trump at Mar-a-Lago About Plan to End War With Russia www.nytimes.com/2025/12/28/w...
Zelensky to Meet With Trump at Mar-a-Lago About Plan to End War With Russia
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December 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Zelensky to Meet With Trump at Mar-a-Lago About Plan to End War With Russia www.nytimes.com/2025/12/28/w...
These devastating photos show the chaos of Trump’s mass deportation campaign in 2025
December 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
These devastating photos show the chaos of Trump’s mass deportation campaign in 2025
apnews.com/article/stoc... close slightly lower in quiet post-Christmas trading
Stocks close slightly lower in quiet post-Christmas trading
Stocks closed slightly lower as investors returned from the Christmas holiday. The S&P 500, Dow Jones, and Nasdaq all fell less than 0.1% Friday.
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December 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
apnews.com/article/stoc... close slightly lower in quiet post-Christmas trading
apnews.com/article/trum... to know about the militants targeted by US airstrikes in northwest Nigeria
What to know about the militants targeted by US airstrikes in northwest Nigeria
The United States airstrikes targeting militants affiliated with the Islamic State group in northwestern Nigeria are a major escalation of an offensive that Nigeria’s overstretched military has strugg...
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December 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
apnews.com/article/trum... to know about the militants targeted by US airstrikes in northwest Nigeria
S1, E6 • HDP: Carol shares a horrific discovery and learns new truths in the process. Mr.
Diabaté lives life to the fullest in Sin City.
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Diabaté lives life to the fullest in Sin City.
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Watch HDP - Pluribus (Season 1, Episode 6) - Apple TV
Carol shares a horrific discovery and learns new truths in the process. Mr. Diabaté lives life to the fullest in Sin City.
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December 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
S1, E6 • HDP: Carol shares a horrific discovery and learns new truths in the process. Mr.
Diabaté lives life to the fullest in Sin City.
tv.apple.com/us/episode/h...
Diabaté lives life to the fullest in Sin City.
tv.apple.com/us/episode/h...
U.S. Strikes ISIS in Nigeria After Trump Warned of Attacks on Christians www.nytimes.com/2025/12/25/u...
U.S. Strikes ISIS in Nigeria After Trump Warned of Attacks on Christians
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December 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
U.S. Strikes ISIS in Nigeria After Trump Warned of Attacks on Christians www.nytimes.com/2025/12/25/u...
apnews.com/article/powe... Powerball player in Arkansas has won a $1.817 billion lottery jackpot
A Powerball player in Arkansas has won a $1.817 billion lottery jackpot
A Powerball player in Arkansas has won a $1.817 billion jackpot Wednesday amid the Christmas holiday.
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December 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
apnews.com/article/powe... Powerball player in Arkansas has won a $1.817 billion lottery jackpot
apnews.com/article/sena... missing deadline, DOJ says it may need a 'few more weeks' to finish releasing Epstein files
After missing deadline, DOJ says it may need a 'few more weeks' to finish releasing Epstein files
The Justice Department says that finishing the release of all of the Jeffrey Epstein files could take a “few more weeks,” further delaying compliance with a Dec. 19 deadline set by Congress.
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December 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
apnews.com/article/sena... missing deadline, DOJ says it may need a 'few more weeks' to finish releasing Epstein files
apnews.com/photo-galler... of Christmas celebrations around the world
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December 25, 2025 at 11:15 AM
apnews.com/photo-galler... of Christmas celebrations around the world
apnews.com/article/stat... bars five Europeans it says pressured tech firms to censor American viewpoints online
US bars five Europeans it says pressured tech firms to censor American viewpoints online
The State Department is barring five Europeans it accuses of leading efforts to pressure U.S. tech firms to censor or suppress American viewpoints.
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December 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
apnews.com/article/stat... bars five Europeans it says pressured tech firms to censor American viewpoints online
apnews.com/article/unem... unemployment claims fall again last week, remain at historically healthy level
US unemployment claims fall again last week, remain at historically healthy level
The number of Americans applying for unemployment benefits fell last week and remain at historically healthy levels despite some signs that the labor market is weakening.
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December 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
apnews.com/article/unem... unemployment claims fall again last week, remain at historically healthy level
apnews.com/article/japa... new flagship H3 rocket fails to put geolocation satellite into orbit
Japan's new flagship H3 rocket fails to put geolocation satellite into orbit
Japan's space agency says its H3 rocket has failed to place a navigation satellite into orbit. This marks a setback for the country's new flagship rocket and space launch program.
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December 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
apnews.com/article/japa... new flagship H3 rocket fails to put geolocation satellite into orbit