MothMan
@monmothman.bsky.social
Mostly porn and uncomfortable jokes. Minors will be expunged.
My new years Red Dead Resolution is 1920 x 1200.
December 31, 2025 at 1:16 PM
My new years Red Dead Resolution is 1920 x 1200.
Year of the whores, you say?
December 31, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Year of the whores, you say?
How much of your own teeth do you think you've swallowed over your lifetime?
December 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
How much of your own teeth do you think you've swallowed over your lifetime?
Christmas was super exciting this year, check it out!
December 29, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Christmas was super exciting this year, check it out!
Gay bar for Santa bears. Come rest ye hairy gentlemen.
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Gay bar for Santa bears. Come rest ye hairy gentlemen.
For Christmas I got everyone at the dinner table an uncomfortable silence.
December 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
For Christmas I got everyone at the dinner table an uncomfortable silence.
Remember to introduce your friends migrating here to my feed without comment. It is a good idea and they will thank you. Possible butt stuff, unsure at this juncture.
December 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Remember to introduce your friends migrating here to my feed without comment. It is a good idea and they will thank you. Possible butt stuff, unsure at this juncture.
Imagine playing ZZ Top's "Legs" at a paraplegic's wedding. Haha.
In unrelated news, I got fired from my job as an event DJ.
In unrelated news, I got fired from my job as an event DJ.
December 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Imagine playing ZZ Top's "Legs" at a paraplegic's wedding. Haha.
In unrelated news, I got fired from my job as an event DJ.
In unrelated news, I got fired from my job as an event DJ.
Square adding the Drakengard 3 OST to Steam and making a post about it's anniversary is pissing me off. Just fucking PORT IT GOD DAMN YOU.
December 19, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Square adding the Drakengard 3 OST to Steam and making a post about it's anniversary is pissing me off. Just fucking PORT IT GOD DAMN YOU.
If I ever become a CEO, I'm gonna hire "no" men. People who's jobs are just telling me why my stupid ass ideas are bad and shit. Literally any pushback at all would automatically make every company better.
December 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
If I ever become a CEO, I'm gonna hire "no" men. People who's jobs are just telling me why my stupid ass ideas are bad and shit. Literally any pushback at all would automatically make every company better.
Apparently all the old Divinity games are getting a big boost in players, including that 10/10 pile of shit Dragon Commander. I hope they're miserable and enjoy it.
December 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Apparently all the old Divinity games are getting a big boost in players, including that 10/10 pile of shit Dragon Commander. I hope they're miserable and enjoy it.
Dispatch was fucking robbed.
December 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Dispatch was fucking robbed.
Korean horror series about a bunch of monsters that want to fuck their cousins. Sweet Home Alabama.
December 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Korean horror series about a bunch of monsters that want to fuck their cousins. Sweet Home Alabama.
I want a youtuber who goes around rating docks on things like construction, sturdiness, aesthetic, location etc.
I want pier reviews.
I want pier reviews.
November 20, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I want a youtuber who goes around rating docks on things like construction, sturdiness, aesthetic, location etc.
I want pier reviews.
I want pier reviews.
Bluesky added shading to the app icon and I fucking hate this. NOBODY WANTS DEPTH!
November 20, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Bluesky added shading to the app icon and I fucking hate this. NOBODY WANTS DEPTH!
Where the FUCK is the MALEVOLA PORN?
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Where the FUCK is the MALEVOLA PORN?
Two sentence horror story:
Pulling out your date's chair. She sits, and you hear a crinkle.
Pulling out your date's chair. She sits, and you hear a crinkle.
November 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Two sentence horror story:
Pulling out your date's chair. She sits, and you hear a crinkle.
Pulling out your date's chair. She sits, and you hear a crinkle.
Me too, Krispy Kreme sign. Me too...
November 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Me too, Krispy Kreme sign. Me too...
THEM HOES DEPRESSED,
I'M NOT, I TAKE MY MEDS,
THAT MAN IS IN DISTRESS,
HE AIN'T GETTIN' NO HEAD!
Dispatch is in contention for GotY and if you haven't played it, you're fucking wrong.
I'M NOT, I TAKE MY MEDS,
THAT MAN IS IN DISTRESS,
HE AIN'T GETTIN' NO HEAD!
Dispatch is in contention for GotY and if you haven't played it, you're fucking wrong.
November 7, 2025 at 10:36 AM
THEM HOES DEPRESSED,
I'M NOT, I TAKE MY MEDS,
THAT MAN IS IN DISTRESS,
HE AIN'T GETTIN' NO HEAD!
Dispatch is in contention for GotY and if you haven't played it, you're fucking wrong.
I'M NOT, I TAKE MY MEDS,
THAT MAN IS IN DISTRESS,
HE AIN'T GETTIN' NO HEAD!
Dispatch is in contention for GotY and if you haven't played it, you're fucking wrong.
No, my cock is not "fat", it has a glandular problem. >:(
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
No, my cock is not "fat", it has a glandular problem. >:(
Is the plural of Elvis "Elvi"?
November 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Is the plural of Elvis "Elvi"?
Me quietly singing "I wanna make love with this club".
Someone corrects me, saying it's "in this club".
I suddenly produce a 9 iron from seemingly nowhere, then begin to undress.
Someone corrects me, saying it's "in this club".
I suddenly produce a 9 iron from seemingly nowhere, then begin to undress.
October 29, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Me quietly singing "I wanna make love with this club".
Someone corrects me, saying it's "in this club".
I suddenly produce a 9 iron from seemingly nowhere, then begin to undress.
Someone corrects me, saying it's "in this club".
I suddenly produce a 9 iron from seemingly nowhere, then begin to undress.
Are you guys going trick or treating?
October 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Are you guys going trick or treating?
Amish guy building a fence being like "Hey check out my latest post."
October 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Amish guy building a fence being like "Hey check out my latest post."