aperiodic-monotile
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~know thyself; nothing too much; give a pledge and trouble is at hand~
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It is. It's a modern day fable:
Little Greg acted like a pig until one day the man in the big house gave him his wish - to be a real pig!
Greg squealed in the filth until it wasn't fun any longer, but the man wouldn't change him back.
Nobody could, because Greg had always been a fucking Ice Pig.
Little Greg acted like a pig until one day the man in the big house gave him his wish - to be a real pig!
Greg squealed in the filth until it wasn't fun any longer, but the man wouldn't change him back.
Nobody could, because Greg had always been a fucking Ice Pig.
January 23, 2026 at 7:10 PM
It is. It's a modern day fable:
Little Greg acted like a pig until one day the man in the big house gave him his wish - to be a real pig!
Greg squealed in the filth until it wasn't fun any longer, but the man wouldn't change him back.
Nobody could, because Greg had always been a fucking Ice Pig.
Little Greg acted like a pig until one day the man in the big house gave him his wish - to be a real pig!
Greg squealed in the filth until it wasn't fun any longer, but the man wouldn't change him back.
Nobody could, because Greg had always been a fucking Ice Pig.
It's just part-time now, usually from 9-5, and if you don't submit to this arrangement for a third of your waking hours, you don't eat and you don't sleep under a roof.
January 23, 2026 at 6:40 PM
It's just part-time now, usually from 9-5, and if you don't submit to this arrangement for a third of your waking hours, you don't eat and you don't sleep under a roof.
Uh, did you guys hear the "heir of Washington" or "the Herr of Washington?"
Either way, what the fuck?
Either way, what the fuck?
January 15, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Uh, did you guys hear the "heir of Washington" or "the Herr of Washington?"
Either way, what the fuck?
Either way, what the fuck?
Following protocols they have used for years, like stepping in front of cars as a pretense for shooting drivers?
www.latimes.com/nation/la-na...
www.latimes.com/nation/la-na...
Border Patrol's use of deadly force criticized in report
An independent review of U.S. Border Patrol shootings criticizes the agency for 'lack of diligence' in its investigations and suggests that agents' tactics sometimes create a pretext to open fire.
www.latimes.com
January 15, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Following protocols they have used for years, like stepping in front of cars as a pretense for shooting drivers?
www.latimes.com/nation/la-na...
www.latimes.com/nation/la-na...
... which puts us in the interregnum, the time of monsters.
January 14, 2026 at 2:51 PM
... which puts us in the interregnum, the time of monsters.
The master's tool will never dismantle the master's house
January 9, 2026 at 11:56 PM
The master's tool will never dismantle the master's house
It's the modern Euthyphro Dilemma:
- Does ICE do it because it is necessary?
- or was it necessary because ICE did it?
- Does ICE do it because it is necessary?
- or was it necessary because ICE did it?
January 9, 2026 at 6:29 PM
It's the modern Euthyphro Dilemma:
- Does ICE do it because it is necessary?
- or was it necessary because ICE did it?
- Does ICE do it because it is necessary?
- or was it necessary because ICE did it?
Imagine the Seattle process, but everywhere, at a time like this
January 9, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Imagine the Seattle process, but everywhere, at a time like this
I am not defending anybody and I am straight up asking what the alternative is. Is it just to not vote? I don't see how that doesn't just start handing elections to Republicans. I cannot be the only one, surely. Help me square this, because I am no fan of the Democrats either
January 7, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I am not defending anybody and I am straight up asking what the alternative is. Is it just to not vote? I don't see how that doesn't just start handing elections to Republicans. I cannot be the only one, surely. Help me square this, because I am no fan of the Democrats either
Oh fuck are you in the clapping seal brigade? My bad lol
January 7, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Oh fuck are you in the clapping seal brigade? My bad lol
You mean national candidates in Democratic primaries right? This is a solid list, but it's us who have to send it up through the existing Democrat party (given the timeline until midterms). Unless you know of some way to sit out an election and ensure Republicans still lose?
January 7, 2026 at 8:27 PM
You mean national candidates in Democratic primaries right? This is a solid list, but it's us who have to send it up through the existing Democrat party (given the timeline until midterms). Unless you know of some way to sit out an election and ensure Republicans still lose?
One YouTuber and a pal went to an empty daycare during the holidays and not only stopped all states from receiving childcare funding but also upended the gubernatorial race in that state.
What should we conclude about a system whose components are that fragile?
What should we conclude about a system whose components are that fragile?
January 5, 2026 at 8:45 PM
One YouTuber and a pal went to an empty daycare during the holidays and not only stopped all states from receiving childcare funding but also upended the gubernatorial race in that state.
What should we conclude about a system whose components are that fragile?
What should we conclude about a system whose components are that fragile?
"Last best hope?" Wake me the fuck up, aren't those Reagan's words? From the fucking cold war?
January 2, 2026 at 10:43 PM
"Last best hope?" Wake me the fuck up, aren't those Reagan's words? From the fucking cold war?
This is how I imagine any conversation with Kemper Freeman inevitably goes
December 31, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This is how I imagine any conversation with Kemper Freeman inevitably goes
Wait, I could have just... not participated in any of this... the whole time? Or is this a special power he only has - I'm sorry, we only extend to him?
December 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Wait, I could have just... not participated in any of this... the whole time? Or is this a special power he only has - I'm sorry, we only extend to him?
I don't believe what I'm reading. You can't talk about him, uh I mean his platform that way, I mean, he has ✨ALL✨ the monopoly money.
December 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I don't believe what I'm reading. You can't talk about him, uh I mean his platform that way, I mean, he has ✨ALL✨ the monopoly money.
Didn't these same dorks used to say the worst thing you could hear was "I'm from the government and I'm here to help?"
December 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Didn't these same dorks used to say the worst thing you could hear was "I'm from the government and I'm here to help?"
"Cartoonishly inarticulate" what a burn 😆
December 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
"Cartoonishly inarticulate" what a burn 😆
I mean to tell you I don't respect anyone who has actually read the Odyssey and sees themself in Odysseus and not in Elpenor 😆
December 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I mean to tell you I don't respect anyone who has actually read the Odyssey and sees themself in Odysseus and not in Elpenor 😆
Doesn't Julius Caesar open with the Lupercal 😅
December 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Doesn't Julius Caesar open with the Lupercal 😅