Craig S.
@monsata.bsky.social
Idiot, genius, and rarely anything in-between.
Anti-fascist, glitch artist, ttrpg fan, local cryptid.
Occasionally confused with a massive agriculture conglomerate.
Anti-fascist, glitch artist, ttrpg fan, local cryptid.
Occasionally confused with a massive agriculture conglomerate.
"if she wanted to give birth at the inn and not in a manger, then maybe she should have learned to code"
December 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
"if she wanted to give birth at the inn and not in a manger, then maybe she should have learned to code"
At least he's rotting somewhere.
December 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
At least he's rotting somewhere.
Considering how much this administration is only out for themselves, I bet that helmet is injection-molded plastic with all the tacticool bullshit hot glued to it.
December 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Considering how much this administration is only out for themselves, I bet that helmet is injection-molded plastic with all the tacticool bullshit hot glued to it.
Envious.
The only switches I have access to turn the deep fryer and oven on, but we got knobs and dials for days.
The only switches I have access to turn the deep fryer and oven on, but we got knobs and dials for days.
December 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Envious.
The only switches I have access to turn the deep fryer and oven on, but we got knobs and dials for days.
The only switches I have access to turn the deep fryer and oven on, but we got knobs and dials for days.
Well, I WAS gonna do something about it this weekend, but not with that attitude.
December 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Well, I WAS gonna do something about it this weekend, but not with that attitude.
It'll happen this year.
There's no way it doesn't- the makeup on his rotting hand is thicker than the makeup on his face.
"What happens during the power vacuum" is the real question on my mind.
There's no way it doesn't- the makeup on his rotting hand is thicker than the makeup on his face.
"What happens during the power vacuum" is the real question on my mind.
December 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
It'll happen this year.
There's no way it doesn't- the makeup on his rotting hand is thicker than the makeup on his face.
"What happens during the power vacuum" is the real question on my mind.
There's no way it doesn't- the makeup on his rotting hand is thicker than the makeup on his face.
"What happens during the power vacuum" is the real question on my mind.
I have no modelling skill and can barely paint, but I present: Beach Orks.
Grunts playing squig volleyball. Painboyz with metal detectors and flip flops. Kommandoz wearing Speedoz. Warbikers on Sea-Doos. Killa Kans looking like giant tiki drinks with feet.
Grunts playing squig volleyball. Painboyz with metal detectors and flip flops. Kommandoz wearing Speedoz. Warbikers on Sea-Doos. Killa Kans looking like giant tiki drinks with feet.
December 19, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I have no modelling skill and can barely paint, but I present: Beach Orks.
Grunts playing squig volleyball. Painboyz with metal detectors and flip flops. Kommandoz wearing Speedoz. Warbikers on Sea-Doos. Killa Kans looking like giant tiki drinks with feet.
Grunts playing squig volleyball. Painboyz with metal detectors and flip flops. Kommandoz wearing Speedoz. Warbikers on Sea-Doos. Killa Kans looking like giant tiki drinks with feet.
All of them can burn.
Every. Child-Fucking. One.
Every. Child-Fucking. One.
December 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
All of them can burn.
Every. Child-Fucking. One.
Every. Child-Fucking. One.