[banmging on the doors of my local grocery store] let me in i wanna eat an entire bag of raw carrots. assholes.

im running on low appetite for 3 days now i think a second drink would reduce ,me to a puddle of Yucky

"i SURE WISH they were a way to obtain this drug LEGALLY" i say as im using a broomstick to smack our governor out of her office

alas i live in iowa

tumblr once tried to convince people that MLM's are good businesses for female empowerment and redditors were just being mean. it was a very short and obscure stint but i saw it happen in real time

Gladly!