The oven beeps.
The kettle beeps.
The phone beeps.
The watch beep.
The car beeps.
The clothes washer beeps.
The clothes dryer beeps.
The vacuum beeps.
And now the iron beeps.
We are in the The Beep Age
The oven beeps.
The kettle beeps.
The phone beeps.
The watch beep.
The car beeps.
The clothes washer beeps.
The clothes dryer beeps.
The vacuum beeps.
And now the iron beeps.
We are in the The Beep Age