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MonsterMeal
@monstermeal.bsky.social
He/Him. Gamer into sim, base-building, RPGs, & “dad games.” Horror lover—Hellraiser, Return of the Living Dead, & anything gory or head-trippy. LGBTQ+ Ally. Coffee addict, vinyl collector, Last.fm nerd, & likely watching spooky movies.
This is kinda weird but in the short time I haven’t been working I’ve realized I feel better mentally and physically during those hours than I do when I’m actually working. Is this just me or what?? #whatisthis #donttellmeworkistheproblem
August 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I’m looking for more weird and obscure novelty albums. Just discovered MC Skat Kat had a solo album, which blew my mind, and now I want to find more stuff that strange.
August 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
there's too many things to do all the time. like, life is just cook cook cookin' up all kinds of things to do and it didn't even ask me if I was the kind of person who maybe didn't want so many things to do? well guess I'm going to go back to doing something now bye.
August 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
It’s gonna be alllllriiiiight babyyyy
August 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
It’s weird how the long weekend was six hours long but that this Tuesday has in fact been three days long already. Time works real funny!
August 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Aouughhhhhhhhghh! Wow! that’S Tuesday!
July 30, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Sundays be feelin real dark these days I gotta find a way to make peace with my week
July 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Life is nothing if not wife turning on and off the temperature control, back and forth forever.
June 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Rainy weekends are the ultimate bestest
June 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
It’s a finally quiet enough today to wear headphones for more then five minutes. Not always easy to listen to a record when I’m working, but it’s so nice when I can. Also, I scored tickets to see Clown in a Cornfield next week 🤡 #emperorofsand #mastodon #picturediscs #soundburger
May 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I saw #sinners today and I highly recommend it, there was one specific scene that was f’ing transcendent . Pic unrelated I went to drink beer after
April 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This thing is fun and I like it #soundburger #vinyl
April 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
As someone who regularly rides the dragon that is coffee, I gotta admit—I'm only sufficiently caffeinated like 2 out of 10 times. The rest of the time I'm just chasing that one glorious high where I feel like I'm actually firing on all cylinders and hitting full Shelby mode.
April 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Spotify being down this morning had me dusting off Winamp. It asked—no, begged—for an update, but I’m not giving in. Just play my crusty old MP3s and hush.
April 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Swapped out my keycaps the other day, and suddenly my Windows key stopped working. Thought I wrecked the PCB, but turns out I just hit Fn + Windows, which disables it. Took me two days to figure it out but omg felt so good to resolve it.
April 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Switch 2 should bring back streetpass.
March 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Happy first Thursday without a new Severance episode since the season began...for those who celebrate 😭
March 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
At last, of his own accord, my son has requested that we watch RoboCop. This will be a fine viewing of a moving picture.
March 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Preteen me: “Wow, email is so super neat! I can send a message to anybody around the world! I could have worldwide friends!”

Current me: “Please make emails illegal. I would do something extreme if it would make the never-ending tidal wave of work emails stop.”
March 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I keep telling myself I won’t stay up super late on the weekend and annihilate my sleep schedule, and yet here I am…again!
February 16, 2025 at 8:49 AM
It’s only Thursday why does my brain think I’m going to watch Severance and sleep in tomorrow? You fool there is only suffering tomorrow
February 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I was talking with an associate about the carbon tracking reports we need to complete for my upcoming production, and it’s hard to know exactly how to feel about it. On one hand, they see it as a lot of extra work with little impact, while others stand to profit from it—and that’s not entirely wrong
January 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Ya know for a second I seriously considered trying to go see Nine Inch Nails but I don't think I like any band in the world enough to pay $700 to go see from a distance. eff that noise, I've never been to an arena show and for price point I probably never will.
January 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Today, I’m diving into full responsibility-chore mode to reboot my system and salvage some sense of accountability. Maybe this way, Monday morning won’t be a total disaster.
January 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The Sunday scaries hit me on a Thursday, which feels illegal, but time off will do that to you.
January 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM