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Monte G 🎄
@monteg.bsky.social
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See, this is the problem with these things. Daddy would have gotten us Uzis.
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Strong floor, no ceiling
The well from The Ring
November 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Meanwhile, I'm over here like
Somedude who shot the hostage on a hostage target. He looks proud of it, too!
November 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Wife felt a random sting on her leg as we came into the house. We didn't find a body, but we found what looks a whole lot like the bee stinger pic on Wikipedia.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bee_sti...
Zoomed-in photo of what is probably a bee stinger on a white paper napkin
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Just have to keep evening it out by adding more curry then more carbs then more curry then more carbs then more curry then...
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Introduce yourself with 4 space ships
The Eagle 5 Winnebago from Spaceballs The Gunstar from The Last Starfighter The USS Cerritos from Star Trek Lower Decks The Milano from Guardians of the Galaxy
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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I couldn't possibly get rid of any of my many boxes of cables. I might want to change this configuration at some point!
Back of a tall wire shelving unit loaded with retro gaming systems, a CRT monitor, and a bunch of obsolete A/V switchers and loads of related cabling.
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Continuing the kitty-cat game
An orange cat wearing a harness sleeping next to a humanoid robot that is playing a guitar
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Rigol DS1054Z is on sale at BezosMart for $279, down from the usual $349. I'd be tempted to finally pick one up, if I had the money to burn.
Rigol DS1054Z Digital Oscilloscope 50 MH... 50+ bought in past month Black Friday Deal -20% $27900 List Price: $349.00 ✓prime Tomorrow FREE delivery Tomorrow, Nov 21 FREE Returns In Stock
November 20, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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Nope, never. No way.
Saved for later (569 items)
November 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Been meaning to do this
After this date, you'll no longer have access to these benefits from Paramount+: Exclusive originals & all of SHOWTIME® NFL on CBS & UEFA Champions League live New movies straight from theaters Current CBS hits live and on demand Select a reason for canceling Other David Ellison and his fascist crap 34/300
November 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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I always felt bad for my pups needing to go out in the rain to do their business, but at least they were cute in their rain jackets.
A light tan pup in a yellow rain jacket, sitting in his bed A dark brindle pup with a light snoot wearing a yellow rain jacket and staring up one of the mean people about to send her out into the rain
November 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Replaying the kitty-cat game
Screen capture from the game Stray, where an orange cat wearing a harness is riding in a bucket down a zip-line into a dingy city
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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That's right

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"Protect Trans Youth" shirt from Green Pea Press
November 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Look at this li'l guy's amazing 'do!
A head-on shot of a young brown and white pup with a a beautiful poof of hair on his head.
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Okay, I just tried this, and it was pretty fun!
My results: 1 day streak, 10:43 to finish, and 0/3 reveals used.
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Same
A dark brindle pup named Ivy next to a light tan pup named Bruiser, out on a walk. The best pups.
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Of course we know the real reason
Shiv's original screenshot of his Twitter/X suspension with the text "The Epstein Files" sloppily edited in
November 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Hang on, when did reading become performative?
King Shark in the movie The Suicide Squad reading a book upside-down
November 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Dress for the job you want

Me:
November 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Rooms to let, 50 cents
Trailers for sale or rent
November 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Oh, they're in my pocket
Zohran-style poster that reads, "Where are my keys for fuck's sake?!"
November 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Would some kind of concrete/fake grass combination be an option?
Grod of concrete and grass
November 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.

(Today is apparently Bonnie Raitt's birthday!)
The cover of Bonnie Raitt's album "Green Light," which shows Raitt in the passenger seat of large, maroon convertible, with people who are probably other band members.
November 8, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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With alt text
And actually 60 Minutes paid me a lotta money. And you don't have to put this on, because I don't wanna embarrass you, and I'm sure you're not- you have a great- I think you have a great, new leader, frankly, who's the young woman that's leading your whole enterprise is a great- - from what I know. I don't know her, but I hear she's a great person. But 60 Minutes was forced to pay me- a lot of money because they took her answer out that was so bad, it was election-changing, two nights before the election. And they put a new answer in. And they paid me a lot of money for that. You can't have fake news. You've gotta have legit news. And I think that it's happening. I see- NORAH O'DONNELL: Mr. President- PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: -I see good things happening in the news. I really do. And I think one of the best things to happen is this show and new ownership, CBS and new ownership. I think it's the greatest thing that's happened in a long time to a free and open and good press.
November 3, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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V for Vendetta or V for Vacation?
A couple of dorks in Guy Fawkes masks. One is wearing a black hat and outfit, and the other is wearing a red Hawaiian shirt and a Da Kine straw sun hat.
October 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM