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Monteiro
@monteiro.bsky.social
I paint. I used to do other things. I might do them again. He/him. Protect trans kids!

“One of our generation's most moving writers.” —some Bsky rando
RIP Robert Duvall
February 16, 2026 at 6:42 PM
It’s Sunday. It’s raining. Let’s put on some records. What are you listening to?
February 15, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day 💙
February 14, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Turns out making whistles is fun AF!
February 13, 2026 at 1:39 AM
In case you're curious, I'm turning a wall of my art studio into a giant pegboard (8x16') so I can move paintings around to where I need them. It's very stupid. I'm so into it.
February 12, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Can vouch for the hat.
February 12, 2026 at 4:36 PM
RIP Bud Cort
February 11, 2026 at 11:57 PM
When you pre-order my new book you might also get this fun sticker. (While supplies last.)

www.mulebooks.com/store/how-to...
February 11, 2026 at 7:02 PM
You should pre-order my new book. It’s delightful. And if you pre-order it you get a secret story. Plus I sign it so you can’t Ebay it, you monsters. www.mulebooks.com/store/how-to...
February 10, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Look how handsome I look in this beanie from @dansinker.com (and comically over-sized eyeglasses)! Get yours here: shop.dansinker.com/products/try...
February 9, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Wild, if true.
February 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
The best thing about doing paintings on sticks is that sticks can get very very long.
February 5, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Oh shit. Look what just showed up! I’m stupidly proud of this book and how it came together. You can get yours here: www.mulebooks.com/store/how-to...
February 5, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Here’s an enticing detail shot.
February 4, 2026 at 3:51 PM
🚨LET’S DO AN ART AUCTION🚨

Highest bid goes right to that Minnesota rent fundraiser I posted earlier. (Shipping is extra.) Painting is PINK on PINK. 11x14 (plus stick). Wax (still warm). Fuck ICE.

Bid in the comments.
February 4, 2026 at 1:27 AM
San Francisco local chicken lady is selling chicken paintings to benefit Minnesota at Fillmore and Waller. She’ll be there til 5. I DON’T KNOW HER.
February 1, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Love getting mail from @kennedyprints.bsky.social. I got a stack, so if you’re in SF and you spot me, just ask. Unless you’re ICE, then fuck off.
February 1, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Feels good to have an art studio again. Doing little warm-up paintings. This is _The Einbinder Trilogy_. Three 11x14 panels with sticks, made with wax and razor blades.
January 31, 2026 at 11:43 PM
We’re here for a good time AND a long time. Fuck ICE.
January 31, 2026 at 12:37 AM
RIP Catherine O’Hara. Legend.
January 30, 2026 at 6:25 PM
This record has been making me happy for 40 years.
January 30, 2026 at 2:08 AM
January 29, 2026 at 3:40 PM
I will tell you my favorite publishing hack: get a friend in Australia. If you’re publishing through Ingram their Australian press is lightening quick. When I need a test copy I order one for a friend in Australia. A few days later they’re sending me photos. And shipping is local.
January 28, 2026 at 4:00 PM
This pussy pre-ordered my new book. You should too. www.mulebooks.com/store/how-to...
January 28, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Ooooh la la look at this sexy proof. Have you pre-ordered? You should pre-order. www.mulebooks.com/store/how-to...
January 28, 2026 at 4:13 AM