Monteiro
@monteiro.bsky.social
I paint. I used to do other things. I might do them again. He/him. Protect trans kids!
“One of our generation's most moving writers.” —some Bsky rando
“One of our generation's most moving writers.” —some Bsky rando
It’s Sunday. It’s raining. Let’s put on some records. What are you listening to?
February 15, 2026 at 8:23 PM
It’s Sunday. It’s raining. Let’s put on some records. What are you listening to?
Happy Valentine’s Day 💙
February 14, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day 💙
Turns out making whistles is fun AF!
February 13, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Turns out making whistles is fun AF!
In case you're curious, I'm turning a wall of my art studio into a giant pegboard (8x16') so I can move paintings around to where I need them. It's very stupid. I'm so into it.
February 12, 2026 at 11:43 PM
In case you're curious, I'm turning a wall of my art studio into a giant pegboard (8x16') so I can move paintings around to where I need them. It's very stupid. I'm so into it.
Can vouch for the hat.
February 12, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Can vouch for the hat.
When you pre-order my new book you might also get this fun sticker. (While supplies last.)
www.mulebooks.com/store/how-to...
www.mulebooks.com/store/how-to...
February 11, 2026 at 7:02 PM
When you pre-order my new book you might also get this fun sticker. (While supplies last.)
www.mulebooks.com/store/how-to...
www.mulebooks.com/store/how-to...
You should pre-order my new book. It’s delightful. And if you pre-order it you get a secret story. Plus I sign it so you can’t Ebay it, you monsters. www.mulebooks.com/store/how-to...
February 10, 2026 at 11:23 PM
You should pre-order my new book. It’s delightful. And if you pre-order it you get a secret story. Plus I sign it so you can’t Ebay it, you monsters. www.mulebooks.com/store/how-to...
Look how handsome I look in this beanie from @dansinker.com (and comically over-sized eyeglasses)! Get yours here: shop.dansinker.com/products/try...
February 9, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Look how handsome I look in this beanie from @dansinker.com (and comically over-sized eyeglasses)! Get yours here: shop.dansinker.com/products/try...
The best thing about doing paintings on sticks is that sticks can get very very long.
February 5, 2026 at 4:45 PM
The best thing about doing paintings on sticks is that sticks can get very very long.
Oh shit. Look what just showed up! I’m stupidly proud of this book and how it came together. You can get yours here: www.mulebooks.com/store/how-to...
February 5, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Oh shit. Look what just showed up! I’m stupidly proud of this book and how it came together. You can get yours here: www.mulebooks.com/store/how-to...
Here’s an enticing detail shot.
February 4, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Here’s an enticing detail shot.
🚨LET’S DO AN ART AUCTION🚨
Highest bid goes right to that Minnesota rent fundraiser I posted earlier. (Shipping is extra.) Painting is PINK on PINK. 11x14 (plus stick). Wax (still warm). Fuck ICE.
Bid in the comments.
Highest bid goes right to that Minnesota rent fundraiser I posted earlier. (Shipping is extra.) Painting is PINK on PINK. 11x14 (plus stick). Wax (still warm). Fuck ICE.
Bid in the comments.
February 4, 2026 at 1:27 AM
🚨LET’S DO AN ART AUCTION🚨
Highest bid goes right to that Minnesota rent fundraiser I posted earlier. (Shipping is extra.) Painting is PINK on PINK. 11x14 (plus stick). Wax (still warm). Fuck ICE.
Bid in the comments.
Highest bid goes right to that Minnesota rent fundraiser I posted earlier. (Shipping is extra.) Painting is PINK on PINK. 11x14 (plus stick). Wax (still warm). Fuck ICE.
Bid in the comments.
San Francisco local chicken lady is selling chicken paintings to benefit Minnesota at Fillmore and Waller. She’ll be there til 5. I DON’T KNOW HER.
February 1, 2026 at 10:51 PM
San Francisco local chicken lady is selling chicken paintings to benefit Minnesota at Fillmore and Waller. She’ll be there til 5. I DON’T KNOW HER.
Love getting mail from @kennedyprints.bsky.social. I got a stack, so if you’re in SF and you spot me, just ask. Unless you’re ICE, then fuck off.
February 1, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Love getting mail from @kennedyprints.bsky.social. I got a stack, so if you’re in SF and you spot me, just ask. Unless you’re ICE, then fuck off.
Feels good to have an art studio again. Doing little warm-up paintings. This is _The Einbinder Trilogy_. Three 11x14 panels with sticks, made with wax and razor blades.
January 31, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Feels good to have an art studio again. Doing little warm-up paintings. This is _The Einbinder Trilogy_. Three 11x14 panels with sticks, made with wax and razor blades.
We’re here for a good time AND a long time. Fuck ICE.
January 31, 2026 at 12:37 AM
We’re here for a good time AND a long time. Fuck ICE.
RIP Catherine O’Hara. Legend.
January 30, 2026 at 6:25 PM
RIP Catherine O’Hara. Legend.
This record has been making me happy for 40 years.
January 30, 2026 at 2:08 AM
This record has been making me happy for 40 years.
I will tell you my favorite publishing hack: get a friend in Australia. If you’re publishing through Ingram their Australian press is lightening quick. When I need a test copy I order one for a friend in Australia. A few days later they’re sending me photos. And shipping is local.
January 28, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I will tell you my favorite publishing hack: get a friend in Australia. If you’re publishing through Ingram their Australian press is lightening quick. When I need a test copy I order one for a friend in Australia. A few days later they’re sending me photos. And shipping is local.
This pussy pre-ordered my new book. You should too. www.mulebooks.com/store/how-to...
January 28, 2026 at 3:30 PM
This pussy pre-ordered my new book. You should too. www.mulebooks.com/store/how-to...
Ooooh la la look at this sexy proof. Have you pre-ordered? You should pre-order. www.mulebooks.com/store/how-to...
January 28, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Ooooh la la look at this sexy proof. Have you pre-ordered? You should pre-order. www.mulebooks.com/store/how-to...