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𝗚𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀 𝗨𝗻𝘃𝗲𝗶𝗹𝘀 “𝗖𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗭𝗲𝗿𝗼” 𝗜𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲
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Glass Unveils “Collision Zero” Initiative
Plan eliminates devastating structure collisions countywide by 2036
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December 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
‘Thrilla in Travilah’ to Decide Wootton's Fate

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‘Thrilla in Travilah’ to Decide Wootton's Fate
The battle over the future of Wootton High School moves to the squared circle next month in a heavyweight match billed as the “Thrilla in Travilah.” Rockville Councilmember Adam Van Grack and Gaithers...
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December 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
@theonion.com has become the litigant they once lampooned, the punchline in someone else's parody. @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social Nōlī stultus esse.
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗢𝗻𝗶𝗼𝗻'𝘀 𝗥𝗼𝘁: 𝗙𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗽 𝘁𝗼 𝗧𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝗧𝘆𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘁
NOT SATIRE
The Onion's Rot: From Parody Champ to Trademark Tyrant
Global Tetrahedron: Nōlī stultus esse.
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December 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗢𝗻𝗶𝗼𝗻'𝘀 𝗥𝗼𝘁: 𝗙𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗽 𝘁𝗼 𝗧𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝗧𝘆𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘁
NOT SATIRE
The Onion's Rot: From Parody Champ to Trademark Tyrant
Global Tetrahedron: Nōlī stultus esse.
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December 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
ICC Extension Renders White’s Ferry Obsolete

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December 22, 2025 at 11:49 AM
𝗚𝗹𝗲𝗻 𝗘𝗰𝗵𝗼 𝗣𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗲𝘁 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗥𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗝𝗗 𝗩𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲
Glen Echo Puppet Theater Renamed for JD Vance
Officials in Glen Echo announced today that the historic Glen Echo Puppet Theater has been officially renamed the Vance Echo Chamber Puppet Palladium. The announcement comes hot on the heels of the Ke...
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December 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
𝗙𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗹’𝘀, 𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗸𝗲𝘆’𝘀 𝗥𝗲𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗡𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗵 𝗞𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘁𝗼𝗻
Farrell’s, Shakey’s Returning to North Kensington
The Party Resumes in 2026 , according to signs for Farrell’s Ice Cream Parlour and Shakey’s Pizza that popped up across North Kensington this weekend. The signs are posted at the intersection of Unive...
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December 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
𝗦𝘁𝗲𝘃𝗲 𝗦𝗼𝗹𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗻 𝗪𝗶𝗻𝘀 𝗜𝗻𝗱𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘆 𝗔𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗥𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗱-𝗦𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗠𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗖𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗦𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗹𝗲 𝗕𝗿𝗼𝗮𝗱𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁
Steve Solomon Wins Industry Award for Record-Setting Mouth Clicks in Single Broadcast
Former radio host and current podcaster Steve Solomon has been awarded the Golden Palate Award after audio analysts from Guinness World Records confirmed he produced the highest number of mouth clicks...
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December 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
𝗚𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝟳-𝗘𝗹𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗥𝘂𝗻𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀
Convenient vigilantism used to thwart retail profiling
Germantown 7-Eleven Runs into Cars
Germantown, MD – Frustrated by what it calls “retail profiling” by distracted Montgomery County drivers, a Germantown 7-Eleven took a preemptive strike against five idling motorists outside its front...
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December 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
𝗞𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗲𝘄𝗮𝗿𝘁'𝘀 𝗔𝗯𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗣𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿: 𝗔 𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗘𝘅𝗰𝗹𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗘𝗻𝗱𝘀, 𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗗𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘆 𝗟𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿𝘀
Non-Satirical
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Kate Stewart's Abuse of Power: A Year of Press Exclusion Ends, But the Damage to Democracy Lingers
Press freedom attack personal, punitive, and detached from legitimate policy
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December 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗕𝘂𝗿𝘁𝗼𝗻𝘀𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲 𝗦𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝗕𝘂𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗦𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗸𝘀 𝗠𝗮𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘁 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻
New Burtonsville School Building Sparks Mascot Decision
As construction continues on a brand-new Montgomery County school in Burtonsville, the community is being asked to help make one of the most exciting decisions ahead of the school’s 2026 reopening: ch...
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December 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗧𝗶𝗽 𝗼𝗳 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝘆: 𝗔 𝟮𝟱𝟬 𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗿-𝗢𝗹𝗱 𝗢𝗱𝗱𝗶𝘁𝘆
Non-Satirical
The Tip of Montgomery County: A 250 Year-Old Oddity
The northernmost portion of Montgomery County is a mile-long, sparsely populated, needle-like tip. It varies in width from 100 to 500 feet and culminates at a sharp point in a place known as Four Coun...
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December 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
𝗘𝗻𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗠𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗜𝘀 𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝗥𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲
Enclosed Shopping Mall Is Opened in Rockville
Rockville's new 50-store enclosed shopping mall was opened officially yesterday. It replaces decaying, two- and three-story marginal businesses in the center of the city's downtown urban renewal area....
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December 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
EXCLUSIVE 🔥 Leaked chat📱shows how MCPS Superident Thomas Taylor bungled Friday's snow snow ❄️ decision 🤔.
December 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝘆 𝗘𝘅𝗲𝗰𝘂𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗖𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗚𝘂𝗶𝗹𝘁𝘆 𝗼𝗻 𝟰𝟮 𝗖𝗶𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝘀 𝗟𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗙𝗶𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲
NON-SATIRICAL
County Executive Candidate Guilty on 42 Citations as Lender Files for Foreclosure
Converging legal and financial crises present huge hurdles for Mithun Banerjee
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December 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
𝗔𝗿𝗿𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗦𝗶𝗹𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗔𝗱𝗼𝗽𝘁𝘀 𝗔𝗾𝘂𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗜𝗣𝗠 𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗴𝘆
Arrive Silver Spring Adopts Aquatic IPM Strategy
Red Tail executives say aquatic IPM was a success in Wheaton
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December 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
We would like to join Google AI in debunking the Montgomery County cooked crab ban rumor. The rules only apply to the method of preparation. Details:
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December 4, 2025 at 4:55 AM
𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗶𝗹 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗛𝗼𝗽𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗚𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗔𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗻 𝗛𝗶𝗹𝗹
New Council President Offers Hope for Glenmont and Aspen Hill
Natali Fani-González has the vision. Let's see if she can make some deals.
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December 3, 2025 at 11:59 AM
𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝘆 𝗗𝗲𝗯𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘂𝗰𝗲 𝗕𝗮𝗴𝘀 𝗮𝘀 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗕𝗮𝗻 𝗡𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗜𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻
County Debates Fate of Produce Bags as Plastic Ban Nears Implementation
ROCKVILLE — With Montgomery County’s long-planned plastic carryout bag ban set to take effect January 1, an intense policy debate has emerged within county government: what to do about the thin plasti...
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December 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
𝗗𝘂𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗻’/𝗕𝗮𝘀𝗸𝗶𝗻 𝗦𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗥𝗲𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗼 𝗶𝗻 𝗥𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲
Dunkin’/Baskin Set to Replace Marlo in Rockville
A new Dunkin’/Baskin Robbins is coming to 725 Rockville Pike in Rockville, filling the former Marlo Furniture space across from Richmond Montgomery High School. Marlo Furniture, which closed in Septem...
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December 2, 2025 at 12:10 PM
𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗚𝗣𝗧 𝗕𝗹𝗲𝘄 𝗠𝗶𝘁𝗵𝘂𝗻 𝗕𝗮𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗷𝗲𝗲’𝘀 𝗕𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻
How ChatGPT Blew Mithun Banerjee’s Brain
Every now and then, you encounter a moment so absurd you just have to stop and admire it. As a satire writer, I seek them out. This week's bizarre moment happened spontaneously and sets a new bar for ...
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December 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
𝗥𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲 𝗦𝘂𝗲𝘀 𝗦𝗶𝗴𝗻 𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗙𝗶𝗿𝗺
Rockville Sues Sign Installation Firm
Rockville, MD -- What started as a downtown beautification project on the rusty, graffiti covered Park Road CSX railroad bridge has turned into a messy dispute between the City of Rockville and Clarks...
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December 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
𝗚𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗯𝘂𝗿𝗴 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗥𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘃𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲 𝗠𝘂𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗽𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗱
Gaithersburg and Rockville Municipal Merger Approved
New city instantly becomes second-largest in Maryland
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November 30, 2025 at 12:14 PM