Monty_ebooks
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A collection of bizarre sentences uttered by Monty, out of context. Some of them might have been misheard.
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you can tube your clothes
December 15, 2025 at 10:58 AM
you can tube your clothes
I forgot my donut...
December 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I forgot my donut...
I'm a servant of the piss, not a fan
December 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I'm a servant of the piss, not a fan
it's because i'm made of knees...
December 6, 2025 at 11:40 AM
it's because i'm made of knees...
the swiss must exit
December 6, 2025 at 9:58 AM
the swiss must exit
mom!!!! they're discombobulating me!!!
November 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
mom!!!! they're discombobulating me!!!
yeah when it's just me i nuke my balls
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
yeah when it's just me i nuke my balls
It's about the principle of eating a hot dog
November 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
It's about the principle of eating a hot dog
it is easy enough to soup
November 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
it is easy enough to soup
the creeper is like finding one single big termite that is eating your house
November 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
the creeper is like finding one single big termite that is eating your house
why am i so round!!!!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 11:12 AM
why am i so round!!!!!!!
thank you white boys
November 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
thank you white boys
I lost my shrug!!!
October 31, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I lost my shrug!!!
it's a PNG in real life!
October 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
it's a PNG in real life!
devoid of hampter.... 😔
October 22, 2025 at 10:09 AM
devoid of hampter.... 😔
alright, what else did normandy do for us...
October 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
alright, what else did normandy do for us...
i now have cinderblock knowledge
September 24, 2025 at 8:02 AM
i now have cinderblock knowledge
trying to unrise
September 17, 2025 at 6:56 AM
trying to unrise
premeditated... third-degree sneeze.
September 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
premeditated... third-degree sneeze.
now i'm observing nothing
September 10, 2025 at 10:56 AM
now i'm observing nothing
yes, the radioactive panda theorem
September 10, 2025 at 10:36 AM
yes, the radioactive panda theorem
the knowledge is like a shy horse
September 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
the knowledge is like a shy horse
I am Bean manifest
September 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I am Bean manifest
nooooo that's an involuntary horse!!!
September 2, 2025 at 6:40 AM
nooooo that's an involuntary horse!!!