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Monty
@montymuses.bsky.social
Just a girl who believes in humanity,doing her absolute best not to slap somebody in these NYC streets

…Always 🪩✨
March 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
@schumer.senate.gov you a hoe! You simply cannot be serious saying you’re gonna vote for this mess. Are you senile?
March 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Where’s B613?!?! Like fr fr
March 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
March 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
So let’s just crash the economy cool 😒
March 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
A Nigerian Prince should email them about the inheritance they each have …….
It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!
March 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Why does a wheelchair seat cost the same as a regular seat if I’m bringing the chair?!? 😒 #Broadway
February 28, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Me in the group chats at 7am….

“Ya smell the air today….smells like brunch”

I love delusional spring in NYC 🤣 #Spring
February 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Okay but Melinda Warner’s gray hair is amazing. I mean……… what’s her name in this show 😭 #BeyondTheGates
February 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
#Wordle is spicy today in my head. NYT is ovulating 🤭
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February 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
@petebuttigieg.bsky.social I really really miss you bro
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February 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I feel like we are supposed to be in the Kamala timeline more and more. 😭😭😭 don’t forget Captain America is also black 🤣🤭✊🏾
Cynthia Erivo will play Jesus Christ in rock musical ‘Jesus Christ Superstar’ at the Hollywood Bowl.
February 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I know the government is on fire at both the federal and state level BUT this was the fastest I ever received my refunds 🫣😭
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February 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Does this mean Rihanna will give us R10 this year or I’m still delulu?
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Hip-hop star A$AP Rocky is found not guilty of firing a handgun at a former friend, avoiding possible years in prison.
February 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The Coca Cola beef is hilarious 🤣🤣 cause why would they do that 😭
February 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I fear Dawn Staley dragged them during the time out and woke them up 🤣 #GameCocks
February 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
UConn is BALLING!!!
February 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Camille is sooooo annoying omg #Harlem
February 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I hope Oprah gets to live her lesbian truth and gets to be 🥹
February 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
These the hunger games for real for real #CowboyCarter
February 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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I don’t have the mental bandwidth to date lol.
February 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Can Elon’s drug dealer mix his stuff with fentanyl and do us a favor? Nobody would know? How would we know?
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February 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
February 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I hope Kamala is home, cozy and drunk 🤷🏽‍♀️
February 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Someone needs to take the US out, blow on it and then put it back. Cause wtf is this.
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February 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM