At least in California, the client can make a complaint to the state bar, or the judge can refer it to the bar. The allegations are then investigated and the bar makes a decision/recommendation to the California Supreme Court, who makes the final decision.

He’s inventing the concept of “delusional numbers.”

Oh, jeez.
Gotta remember “claps like seals”! Describes them perfectly.

“A managed democracy is a wonderful thing… for the managers… and its greatest strength is a ‘free press’ when ‘free’ is defined as ‘responsible’ and the managers define what is ‘irresponsible’.”
- Robert Heinlein

Would love to see an AI or photoshop take on this with suitable substitutions.