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Cosmic Cold
@moonblight.bsky.social
Puzzled, Peculiar, and Perhaps even…no I shan’t

Practitioner of the dark arts and crafts
Desire sensors are real and can eat my entire ass
January 16, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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Merychippus everyone 🎄🐎
December 24, 2024 at 8:45 AM
Friends I implore you: I got this lil exorcist shinsou charm from Anime nyc 2024 but for the life of me I cannot find the artist if anyone knows the name please let me know 🥺😭 #shinsou #shinsouhitoshi #mha #nighthide #shinso #keychain #charm
December 11, 2024 at 3:32 AM
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CHIBI GIVEAWAY!🌊
-Follow+Share until 23/11
-1 winner, all the info in the picture!
November 9, 2024 at 12:18 PM
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Good soak in the good soup. [art]
October 27, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Swallows an air tag so someone can find me when I get lost in the grocery store
October 20, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Teachers that demanded students use 1 inch binders are fucking sadists
March 28, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Thank you to: my brain, for giving me the phrase “a one way thiccet to pound town” but not telling me when to use it
March 17, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Anyway onesie pajamas are great if you have depression
March 8, 2024 at 6:02 PM
When you hear your wet animal jump on the bed
March 7, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Well you know how the song goes: Country hoes, take me to Rome
February 13, 2024 at 12:07 PM
We need a slur for people that drive BMWs
February 9, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Microsoft edge? Ha! By the time I’m done with it it’ll be Microsoft cum
January 31, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Can someone stitch my soul back into my body?
December 2, 2023 at 9:01 PM
You know you haven’t shaved in awhile when even nair is like “I don’t know what to tell you man”
November 29, 2023 at 12:23 AM
There’s no way Wonka’s ass passes FDA standards
November 20, 2023 at 12:19 AM
My therapist hit me with the “:)” it’s all over lads
November 12, 2023 at 3:51 PM
The Father, The Son, and the CRUNCHWRAP SUPREME® court
October 25, 2023 at 10:41 PM
That’s no butterfly! THATS MY WIFE!!!!!!
October 19, 2023 at 8:01 AM
Who would we, as a society be, without the Hex Girls? Truly they are the reason I wake up and why the night belongs to lovers and gays
October 15, 2023 at 1:04 AM
I’m really glad that planes don’t have to use foot peddles to fly. Like the second the pilot removes his foot from the gas to adjust it and the whole plane starts drifting down
October 8, 2023 at 4:29 PM
“The brain is the most important part of the human body!” Says the brain
October 5, 2023 at 2:25 PM
If you blow into a swordfish’s anus does the sword dance like one of those tube men at car dealers?
October 1, 2023 at 4:23 PM
I want to be in a weighted blanket burrito and be placed in the oven. It’s how I wanna go
September 27, 2023 at 2:04 AM
I remove the sandwich sword from my dickhole to attack an enemy combatant. “BONJOUR” I yell as I instantly cum.
September 26, 2023 at 6:00 AM