Cartomancy (Tarot/oracle cards etc) is kind of like your higher self sending you a greeting card. They can't express the thought in their own words, but they can go to Hallmark and find something that expresses the general sentiment

When you meet up with your power animal tiger for a journey to the upper world and *this* is the visual you get, complete with "we're going up, up, up" playing on loop

#spiritguidehumor

The truth doesn't hide. The truth is already sitting in plain sight. You just have to open your mind to let it in.

You've already seen it. You've called it crazy, impossible. The truth is waiting for you to release your self-imposed limits.

You have nothing to lose but your chains

You know you just had a breakthrough because it's the dumbest possible answer that has literally been staring you in the face annoying you and you can't stop laughing #ClarityAscends

Source kept telling me to stop collecting divining methods and decks and just fully dive into one - ANY one! So I unintentionally just had the greatest reading of my life so far while learning to play the Pokemon card game because I was trying to stop ADHD-ing enough to be fully present for my kid

As we go into benefits sign-up season, I have to wonder....what if everyone just didn't sign up for health insurance? Tear the whole system down and help each other through mutual aid instead. That's what health insurance was supposed to be, until they decided to suck us dry for profit

Update: the deck wasn't joking. Stay tuned for my next adventure. It's a lot more than just tarot!

I don't think we'll be doing Thanksgiving this year. It's always been problematic for me as a holiday, and the only point was seeing family and having good food. We're far from family now, so we're going to enjoy our favorite dishes throughout the month and celebrate the bounty of autumn

Experimenting with a tarot deck. It told me to quit my job and read tarot.

Not sure if I'm really bad at this, going to be really good at it, or the deck just has a weird sense of humor.

I was just woken up by a burrito being shoved against my mouth and a child excitedly yelling, "I 'rito for you Mommy! You bite!"

Come to find out, the little one was told he had to eat more of his dinner before he could have candy and was trying to recruit me to help.

Kids, man.

Fun new game:

Call someone when you know they are about to go through a drive-thru.

Wait silently while they get through the ordering process.

Surprise everyone with your favorite audio emoji at the end of the order

I started the coffee maker not realizing we are out of creamer, but then I remembered there is vanilla ice cream in the freezer and affogatos exist

One of today's NYT crossword clues is "ladle cradle" and I demand we immediately rename all spoon rests to this superior choice

This is the way we start a new day!
Share something that gives you joy.

Poetry