Post Charli emotional (and physical) hangover is so real

In the same vein my inner WASP comes out when someone has a black tie wedding but the ceremony is at 3, their food is a buffet, and they have a dj not a live band. Black tie is not just a dress code! Cocktail attire is fine for what you’re looking for!!

Being a bridesmaid is so nice I love celebrating my friends and their love but for the love of all things holy I need the bride to just make a choice and stick to it stop polling us

Cannot believe my chronically ill ass had mono at some point in the past and I’m just so used to feeling shitty I didn’t even think it was out of the ordinary enough to warrant a doc appt…

Apparently “call Sotheby’s” is NOT the appropriate answer to your mom asking if you know what to do if anything happens to them, who knew!!

Sometimes my boyfriend annoys the fuck out of me but then I remember I’m an authorized user on his amex so I just buy myself something and text him a photo of the reciept 🤣

When my job, that pays me six figures, requires me to actually do work 😫