(It is impossible to tell if she's ragebaiting or not.)

Be gay do crime

As long as you agree to not stab my face it'll be fine !

( Not like she can actually refuse these . )

Do like a sick kickflip or something

" Go burn down universal's amusement park."

She just .... jumps in place and looks very smug about it.

..... "Regrettably i am forced to do this by the powers that be called a bandwagon.

Give me a bit. "

- annnd she's hugging it!

However it doesn't have any power. She didn't turn it on in an incredibly rare act of foresight.