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mitre
@moonmasque.bsky.social
Dead Fleets jester
Cask of Amontillado fan account

what's your favourite penis-shaped state? mine is delaware
January 21, 2026 at 12:22 AM
i won’t sit at a table unless there is an oyster fork. won’t do it
January 20, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Waldorf salad and salmon mousse. Kale that is only for garnish!
January 20, 2026 at 11:22 AM
yes ! the super bar at motel 6. I can see it now.
January 20, 2026 at 1:45 AM
They should have a salad bar in the lobby
January 20, 2026 at 1:27 AM
🥵
January 19, 2026 at 12:26 AM
got me thinking...can icebergs form in a sea of piss?
January 18, 2026 at 10:37 PM
good because on the ides a roman gets sta bbed
January 6, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Reposted by mitre
we could do the Ides
January 5, 2026 at 10:08 PM
shrimp, we need more hindenburg/ airship media
December 31, 2025 at 12:57 AM
walt disney presents hindenburg the loveblimp
December 31, 2025 at 12:46 AM
the new camera propped up on its box is my fav now
December 17, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Erfurt latrine disaster
December 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
that happened to fluffy's friend mike irl
December 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Everest corpses are my go-to
December 12, 2025 at 7:26 AM
assuming these were bought in nyc. one city is not the 'the US'
November 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM