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moosewerk

@moosewerk.filix-femina.com

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I live on a farm and do data analytics. I'm here to post memes and pictures of my pets, and maybe see some old friendly faces. Unapologetically Stax-loving 2-meter-tall warrior woman. 😔🤌

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moosewerk @moosewerk.filix-femina.com · May 14

It's entirely possible that my ideal job involves somehow filling a room or online workspace with queer and neurodivergent people and talking seriously about boobs and armor.

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moosewerk @moosewerk.filix-femina.com · 6h

I love chili crunch and I've been OBSESSED with a brand I tried where they used a base if peanuts.

I made some tonight using almond butter and it was WORLD-CHANGING I'll never be the same oh god.

A Totoro serving cup filled with chili crisp

moosewerk @moosewerk.filix-femina.com · 13h

Oh rad I basically assume everyone who gets talked about at volume is some kind of bastard. Thankies 🧡 I'm gonna go pick peppers!

moosewerk @moosewerk.filix-femina.com · 13h

I still don't know who this person is and I've been scrolling for like 30 minutes. Should I try to understand or should I go pick peppers in my garden??

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moosewerk @moosewerk.filix-femina.com · 1d

They get all whiney if you do more than 4 and like... What's the point if you're gonna do less than that? smh

moosewerk @moosewerk.filix-femina.com · 1d

Okay but getting that data cleaned up feels sooooooo good 😩

moosewerk @moosewerk.filix-femina.com · 1d

This has been in my head as a webcomic idea for YEARS

moosewerk @moosewerk.filix-femina.com · 1d

Finding the dog girl who's specifically into being un-trainable and awful:
"What do you have in your mouth?? Drop it. Drop iiiiiit"
"Stop humping the squishmallow we have guests!"
"Who peed on my houseplant?!"
*Hears a noise* "get off the counter!!"

Sable, Public Universal Momfriend 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · May 12

degrading a dog girl in a happy tone of voice so she gets excited and smiles and wags her tail

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moosewerk @moosewerk.filix-femina.com · 1d

YOU EVER JUST YELL AT YOUR BOOBS?!

Me every day. 😭

moosewerk @moosewerk.filix-femina.com · 1d

Girl same and I kinda loom over people at 6'5 so it's not ideal IDK I thought bangs would make the tight ponytail less severe but I'm always wrong 😩

moosewerk @moosewerk.filix-femina.com · 1d

I just did it and it's a universal sign things ain't going well mentally so just be prepared for everyone asking if you're okay 😅

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moosewerk @moosewerk.filix-femina.com · 2d

I stand in solidarity with your movement. 😔🤌

I.. I don't know what hand gesture to use for supporting the throating of Ben Swolo

👌😩? Am I doing it right?

moosewerk @moosewerk.filix-femina.com · 2d

I still don't get it but I'm glad someone's out here making dudes with wide hips popular so I support him

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moosewerk @moosewerk.filix-femina.com · 2d

I wanted to make JK Simmons beautiful but... So tired

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moosewerk @moosewerk.filix-femina.com · 2d

Listen I'm too tired to do this well but this is what happened in my head upon reading the top sentence

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moosewerk @moosewerk.filix-femina.com · 3d

Was making Bolognese and had a thought specifically for @bdm.bsky.social but also all magic foodies:

What's the flavor text of your favorite dish?

"Screw pumpkin spice, THIS is the taste of autumn."

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moosewerk @moosewerk.filix-femina.com · 3d

New kink unlock:
Irrigation domme

@ghostlysable.bsky.social this is what happens when they don't HYDRATE

A hand holding a bunch of cut up irrigation tubing in the shape of a cat-of-nine-tails flogger

moosewerk @moosewerk.filix-femina.com · 3d

I know it ain't gonna fix it but I see pretty lady sad I give flowers

I just hope you feel better 🧡

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Sable, Public Universal Momfriend 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 3d

At this point I feel like fewer people need to "touch grass" and more people need to "look inward, even for a fraction of a second."

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dataphreak 🇵🇸 @whyareyoubuyingclothesatthesoup.store · 4d

tonight's AI discourse lightning round:

1. LLMs are not people and do not have rights; many real people's rights are being violated in the development and deployment of LLMs

2. if you're really attached to using fake slurs for robots you might want to examine why that is

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moosewerk @moosewerk.filix-femina.com · 4d

Our society can't afford ubi or healthcare, see, but we CAN build an indoor city full of extra fancy sand and use terawatts of power so people can send fake videos to each other on Facebook.

The free market is cool and good.

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moosewerk @moosewerk.filix-femina.com · 4d

Technically bouillon but yeah

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PleasantKenobi @pleasantkenobi.bsky.social · 5d

September was a dreadful month for personal reasons. Which led to it being a dreadful month on YouTube.

I decided to update y'all, and also take the time actually say "if you like what I do, consider supporting.

I Need Your Help

YouTube video by PleasantKenobi

youtu.be

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 6d

Here’s the final part of our four part Better Offline case against generative AI. I walk you through how there’s not enough money in the world to pay for OpenAI’s $1 trillion 4-year burn, and how retail investors are at risk as a result.

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
Linktr.ee/betteroffline

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moosewerk @moosewerk.filix-femina.com · 6d

These are different forms of care, and all of them are vital to a healthy relationship. Feeling heard, feeling needed/wanted, feeling understood. These are the unbreakable bedrock of love.

moosewerk @moosewerk.filix-femina.com · 6d

The reality of decade long relationship is this:

Sometimes you want to be asked what you want for dinner.

Sometimes you want to ask what they want for dinner.

Sometimes you want to be told what's for dinner and for it to sound incredible.