Is that like chuckecheez or Freddie's (with the obligatory five nights)?

@lukecatton.bsky.social

DW I saw your story on insta and shared it to the folks I know who follow him and one was gobsmacked

I have sofa space in Cardiff if you need a bridge an can do easily give you the bedroom if needed 🩷💜💙

My mate and I got to the end of the cyber ninja story before I had to break coz up early but I described it as it takes two but on meth

Such a fun game ngl

Noone running a train on ya then 😸😂🤣

Totally read that as "ten bears" NGL 😂😸🤣

Where'd you hide the battery pack? 😜😜

Pics when it's done?

Yea but have you ever noticed that dog owners will always go "dogs are the best cats are evil" but cat owners are like "dogs are fine but I prefer cats"? I mean one group is *clearly* a) a bigger dick, and, b) lying to themselves an everyone else about it 😝😝😝

Cats and dogs get on fine - it's dog owners that perpetuate that there's an issue 😝😝

You say that like it's an insult ;)

Be glad I've had breakfast or I'd suggest frying and eating the wiener in retaliation 😸😂🤣

Wtf were you doing to wake up at 5am or are we blaming the terrible sausage (by which I mean your dog naturally 🤣😂😸)

I mean TBF it looks like you're eating the biggest dildo I've seen compared to a human. Did you expect that to *not* be screenshotted?