I got my full this year! After a good 14 years of restricted lmao you've got this 💪

So yeah, we've been told if it continues our benefits will be cut (we aren't on benefits) and we might get referred to OT (like my career didn't start by making waves and publicly criticizing their very existence). No feedback on how to get proper medical care that would actually solve it though

There literally is no other reason he's been missing school, he's just constantly sick and I work as a health researcher so I actively give a fuck about my kid. "Keep your kids home if they're sick, not James though"

The ppl running the truancy service are "friends" right, cause I'm part of the team. They all know kiddo has had covid twice, shingles, a tumor and almost weekly hospital visits, but they wanna know outside of that why he's missing school smh

I ate a full pack of Tim Tams after I skeeted this but now I want more 😭 more bsky for me plz

Yesterday James spent a half hour drive telling me about every type of monkey and balloon in bloons tower defense and trying to make me guess what different balloon colors mean 🙃

Honestly the state of my car proves she's spoilt lol the entire middle console and the doors in the back are riddled with doggy teeth marks 😭🥰

I am terrified of confrontation and absolutely terrified and hateful of cops lol but I was working on a project for them at that point looking at how racist they are so felt pretty fierce on the day lmao

Me "you've gotta have a shower and get dressed so you can have your activity day"
Dad *stomps his foot*
Me "how about you have a shower and get dressed, and I'll make bacon and eggs for breakfast?"

Guess whose got bacon, eggs, and no pants on 🫠

I got pulled over for "speeding", man tried telling me he clocked me at 120, I asked for proof cause I'd set the cruise control to 109. He then told me the hard limit was 105 so he'd have to ticket me. 20 bucks down from 120 is good but I feel like I could have argued that better smh

We also made everyone do a whole-of-class dance performance to Vengaboys' Boom Boom Boom Boom hah

Oh that and sticking blobs of hot glue from the gun on our fingers to give them lil hats

The bitch just wants to be pregnant I stg

Nobody has ever said "despo" for desperate. Wtaf

As someone despo for a hysterectomy, I was stoked but nah I still have to have fuckin periods and a cum hungry uterus ffs I wish they knew they're not getting any more babies. Stop prepping, it's not gonna happen