I look at one advert about a scifi story with robots and now all my ads are robot themed books. There are worse things, I suppose.
December 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I look at one advert about a scifi story with robots and now all my ads are robot themed books. There are worse things, I suppose.
Been seeing ads for stories with weird themes like “I’ll allow him to betray me 99 times,” and I’m just like…
Why? Who has this weird desire to be betrayed/hurt/pissed off 99 times before calling it quits? And to keep track of the misdeeds?
The concept is just ridiculous.
Why? Who has this weird desire to be betrayed/hurt/pissed off 99 times before calling it quits? And to keep track of the misdeeds?
The concept is just ridiculous.
November 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Been seeing ads for stories with weird themes like “I’ll allow him to betray me 99 times,” and I’m just like…
Why? Who has this weird desire to be betrayed/hurt/pissed off 99 times before calling it quits? And to keep track of the misdeeds?
The concept is just ridiculous.
Why? Who has this weird desire to be betrayed/hurt/pissed off 99 times before calling it quits? And to keep track of the misdeeds?
The concept is just ridiculous.
Saw my Obgyn for the first time in 3 years (because I finally got a notice that it was time for an appointment) and he asked how my hot flashes were.
“I get them every once in a while but not often.”
“Ok, good.”
Um… ok?
“I get them every once in a while but not often.”
“Ok, good.”
Um… ok?
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Saw my Obgyn for the first time in 3 years (because I finally got a notice that it was time for an appointment) and he asked how my hot flashes were.
“I get them every once in a while but not often.”
“Ok, good.”
Um… ok?
“I get them every once in a while but not often.”
“Ok, good.”
Um… ok?
We had “Sleepy Joe,” and now we have “Dozy Don.”
I hope whoever our next president is has a name that starts with an S… or an N.
Snoozy Sam.
Napping Nelly.
We have a theme, and, at this point, we should just run with it (but with alliteration, because it’s catchier).
I hope whoever our next president is has a name that starts with an S… or an N.
Snoozy Sam.
Napping Nelly.
We have a theme, and, at this point, we should just run with it (but with alliteration, because it’s catchier).
November 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
We had “Sleepy Joe,” and now we have “Dozy Don.”
I hope whoever our next president is has a name that starts with an S… or an N.
Snoozy Sam.
Napping Nelly.
We have a theme, and, at this point, we should just run with it (but with alliteration, because it’s catchier).
I hope whoever our next president is has a name that starts with an S… or an N.
Snoozy Sam.
Napping Nelly.
We have a theme, and, at this point, we should just run with it (but with alliteration, because it’s catchier).
Me to Siri: Play music from Radiohead
Siri: Playing music from Stray Kids and more on Amazon Music.
Me: 🤷🏽♀️
Siri: Playing music from Stray Kids and more on Amazon Music.
Me: 🤷🏽♀️
November 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Me to Siri: Play music from Radiohead
Siri: Playing music from Stray Kids and more on Amazon Music.
Me: 🤷🏽♀️
Siri: Playing music from Stray Kids and more on Amazon Music.
Me: 🤷🏽♀️
Clicked on an advert for a book to read the synopsis, and it starts off mentioning that the MMC has waited for 4,000 years for his fated mate.
Anyway. It makes me wonder just how many centuries and/or millennia must one livebefore they start to go mad?
Anyway. It makes me wonder just how many centuries and/or millennia must one livebefore they start to go mad?
November 3, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Clicked on an advert for a book to read the synopsis, and it starts off mentioning that the MMC has waited for 4,000 years for his fated mate.
Anyway. It makes me wonder just how many centuries and/or millennia must one livebefore they start to go mad?
Anyway. It makes me wonder just how many centuries and/or millennia must one livebefore they start to go mad?
Anyway. I’d be totally on board with religion, especially Catholicism, if it was all about cats. 🐈 🐈⬛
October 31, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Anyway. I’d be totally on board with religion, especially Catholicism, if it was all about cats. 🐈 🐈⬛
Mom’s back on a religious kick, and tonight she called about picking out an image of Jesus for whatever reason, but was having difficulty forwarding the image via text.
Me: That’s ok. I don’t need to see it. I know what Jesus looks like.
Mom: …
Me: That’s ok. I don’t need to see it. I know what Jesus looks like.
Mom: …
October 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Mom’s back on a religious kick, and tonight she called about picking out an image of Jesus for whatever reason, but was having difficulty forwarding the image via text.
Me: That’s ok. I don’t need to see it. I know what Jesus looks like.
Mom: …
Me: That’s ok. I don’t need to see it. I know what Jesus looks like.
Mom: …
My focus this afternoon has been terrible.
Me: I need to look something up!
Me: *opens browser*
Me: *stares at browser for far too long*
Me: Wait… what was I going to do?
Me: I need to look something up!
Me: *opens browser*
Me: *stares at browser for far too long*
Me: Wait… what was I going to do?
October 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
My focus this afternoon has been terrible.
Me: I need to look something up!
Me: *opens browser*
Me: *stares at browser for far too long*
Me: Wait… what was I going to do?
Me: I need to look something up!
Me: *opens browser*
Me: *stares at browser for far too long*
Me: Wait… what was I going to do?
Next time I write a letter that will be snail mailed to an employee, I will write it in Comic Sans with shouty caps, justified, 2 spaces after each period, with a greeting of “yo” and close with “kthxbai”
How’s that for “professional?” 🙄
How’s that for “professional?” 🙄
October 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Next time I write a letter that will be snail mailed to an employee, I will write it in Comic Sans with shouty caps, justified, 2 spaces after each period, with a greeting of “yo” and close with “kthxbai”
How’s that for “professional?” 🙄
How’s that for “professional?” 🙄
This evening while at Menards, I came across drills and briefly thought about asking where the analog screwdrivers were located before remembering they’re just called “screwdrivers.” 🤦🏽♀️
October 1, 2025 at 5:38 AM
This evening while at Menards, I came across drills and briefly thought about asking where the analog screwdrivers were located before remembering they’re just called “screwdrivers.” 🤦🏽♀️
I feel like a fair number of books would actually be a short story if people bothered to communicate.
September 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I feel like a fair number of books would actually be a short story if people bothered to communicate.
Losing my sense of taste and smell means I am noticing textures more when eating and I dislike this development greatly.
a cartoon horse says no sir i dont like it
Alt: a cartoon horse says no sir i dont like it
media.tenor.com
September 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Losing my sense of taste and smell means I am noticing textures more when eating and I dislike this development greatly.
I keep getting adverts that highlight quotes from a book, and half the time I have no idea why that line(s) was chosen. Like, was this really the peak of the author’s brilliance, or did the intern just close their eyes, point and then call it good [enough]?
September 1, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I keep getting adverts that highlight quotes from a book, and half the time I have no idea why that line(s) was chosen. Like, was this really the peak of the author’s brilliance, or did the intern just close their eyes, point and then call it good [enough]?
I accepted a slice of cranberry bread from the stranger next to me. Was it smart? Probably not. But was it delicious? Most definitely.
August 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I accepted a slice of cranberry bread from the stranger next to me. Was it smart? Probably not. But was it delicious? Most definitely.
The crows at work have been very vocal today.
August 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The crows at work have been very vocal today.
I don’t know why it bothers me when I hear a person tell someone that their “English is very good,” when their English is not the topic of discussion.
Anyone else bothered by this?
Anyone else bothered by this?
July 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I don’t know why it bothers me when I hear a person tell someone that their “English is very good,” when their English is not the topic of discussion.
Anyone else bothered by this?
Anyone else bothered by this?
Amongst friends this evening, I am probably the only one excited about seeing fireflies/lightning bugs outside. Whatever. I’m gonna lay here and enjoy for a bit before I fall asleep, because I don’t see them as often as I used to.
July 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Amongst friends this evening, I am probably the only one excited about seeing fireflies/lightning bugs outside. Whatever. I’m gonna lay here and enjoy for a bit before I fall asleep, because I don’t see them as often as I used to.
If I were from Oklahoma and I owned a schooner, I would name it “Boomer.”
July 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
If I were from Oklahoma and I owned a schooner, I would name it “Boomer.”
I’m gonna have to get some meta glasses or something for my commutes to/from work.
I saw a couple adult geese walking down a winding boardwalk with their adolescent geese (are they still considered goslings at that point?) & it was adorbz. But I was driving & couldn’t stop to take a pic. 😩
I saw a couple adult geese walking down a winding boardwalk with their adolescent geese (are they still considered goslings at that point?) & it was adorbz. But I was driving & couldn’t stop to take a pic. 😩
June 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I’m gonna have to get some meta glasses or something for my commutes to/from work.
I saw a couple adult geese walking down a winding boardwalk with their adolescent geese (are they still considered goslings at that point?) & it was adorbz. But I was driving & couldn’t stop to take a pic. 😩
I saw a couple adult geese walking down a winding boardwalk with their adolescent geese (are they still considered goslings at that point?) & it was adorbz. But I was driving & couldn’t stop to take a pic. 😩
The secret ingredient in Doritos Flamin’ Hot Korean Style BBQ chips is disappointment.
June 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The secret ingredient in Doritos Flamin’ Hot Korean Style BBQ chips is disappointment.
Just heard the term “prick-up truck,” and I kinda dig it.
May 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Just heard the term “prick-up truck,” and I kinda dig it.
Most folks talking about a building being painted: The building’s been painted orange.
Me: It’s been oranged.
Me: It’s been oranged.
May 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Most folks talking about a building being painted: The building’s been painted orange.
Me: It’s been oranged.
Me: It’s been oranged.
My brain will forever read FCFS as FFS and I am okay with this.
May 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
My brain will forever read FCFS as FFS and I am okay with this.