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Moppie
@moppie.bsky.social
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31 year old. he/him. likes big and tiny stuff 🔞
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www.tumblr.com/ouroborosord... this entire post is so good
February 4, 2026 at 7:11 AM
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im always saying this
A girl in a black witch's hat is winking and pointing at the viewer, reciting a spell. "Twinkle, little star! Now you're my fa-mi-li-ar!" It is revealed on the side that she is in fact dreaming and mumbling to herself. "Hehe...now you're mine...hehe..."
February 4, 2026 at 6:53 AM
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they keep fucking reading me
Nice Nature: You and your flattery again. It's not necessary, you know. Me: I really do like your singing. Nice Nature: O-okay, if you say so. You really are strange... Nice Nature: But I'm relieved that you said you liked it, instead of saying my singing is "good." Nice Nature: That kind of pressure really gets to me, you know? It makes it all the worse when I end up not living up to such praise.
January 28, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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im going to become the joker
January 22, 2026 at 12:20 PM
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holy shit that was the most size kink dream of all time so let me get this down before i forget. this is gonna be just train of thought since yknow, it's a dream and im writing it down fast as i can

cw: crush, shrink, misogyny(??)
there was a long and convoluted "pre-dream" where me and my high school classmates were roped into navigating some kind of horror dungeon with monsters and other supernatural stuff we won in the end, culminating in a big ceremony where daruma and...a cheque? IOU? for one hundred million yen rose up from the ground into the ceiling but the prize was being sent to a modern city where size kink stuff just kept happening and i'd come back if i died the "orientation" for this was us in an assembly hall that got interrupted by some giant woman grinning as she stepped on just enough of the building to keep it in tact but remove the roof so we can see her face, before growing larger and, in her words - cus she was too big to now see if she was lying - "crush the whole school." just saw er sole through the broken roof descending before feeling a - rather soft but - heavy pressure, which then came blacking out and a "oh im dead" feeling hilariously it was a world where all women had these powers to grow themselves or shrink others like it's a giantesscity story (the dream itself refutes this later) but daily life was now just being afraid of women now i can't remember what order these were in or if i've forgotten any "scenes" but here's some of them: on the way out of the orientation (after coming back from the dead?) i was en route to exit through these big glass double doors, but someone in front of me tried to talk to a shorter woman in glasses also heading the same direction, and she shrunk him out of sight - might have stepped on him - as she left. i kept my distance. should mention here also that shrinking others has a very specific gesture, so you can tell when it happens. it's like pushing the air beside them downwards, sometimes done multiple times because it seems like the other person would shrink in proportion to how much they pushed on the way to work i saw a giant woman in all white - almost like a statue - rampaging downtown from the hill i was on. looked to my left and saw another one of her, bigger and rampaging in a port. someone watching besides me made a comment along the lines of "nice weather we're having" which implied this was a normal occurrence before getting on the train i had to approach an anthro twilight sparkle and fluttershy chatting amongst themselves for a legitimate reason - can't remember if it was to ask for directions or to return something they dropped. as i said "excuse me" fluttershy got scared and immediately did the shrinking motion with a look of half self-defence half disdain and i dropped maybe a foot in a bit before i was able to eke out "wait wait WAIT" and told her my reason. she hesitantly apologised but didnt like, make me any taller or whatever before getting on her train last scenario was someone (i think it might have been mcboosh's lilith?) planning on outgrowing the whole world. as she started i was trying to evacuate to a shelter, but i was trying to catch a train across a bridge and getting antsy because it either wouldn't make it in time or would be full - either way i couldn't catch it. but there was a 12ft tall anthro big macintosh just kind of relaxing on the platform. i sheepishly asked him if i could catch a ride with him to the shelter instead when the train arrived. he said sure and jokingly tried to enter the carriage - he couldn't fit obviously. i ended up holding onto his back as he ran for it inside the shelter (think it was underground, there were no windows and it looked like a big gymnasium) i felt like i had to show my gratitude to big mac. he was a little shy but i insisted on making him "Feel better". so we found a private corner of the shelter and i straddled his dick (i don't think he was wearing any clothes except maybe for his trademark yoke this whole time) which was like, bigger than i was. and i had a moment of "wow, yeah the micro POV on this is something" as i got him off finally it became clear that the shelter wasn't gonna hold it together. as the roof started collapsing and people were panicking a giant goku (yeah that one) showed up and in his chipper voice he was saving us. it turns out that 1) we were all in his palm and 2) we were now in space (?) looking down at the earth where lilith had grown to cover basically 40% of it, cracking the mantle. goku flew back down at super sonic speeds and somehow defeated the enormous mass that was lilith, all the while keeping us safe in his hands. we cheered and the dream was over.
January 16, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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she's just like me fr fr
A screenshot of a dialogue from Umamusume: Pretty Derby. A brunette horse girl in twintails and red-green ear covers named Nice Nature says "'Close, but not quite.' That's me in a nutshell."
January 15, 2026 at 10:50 AM
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this is exactly what it's like to be on tumblr

there's jokes about worms barking at people and then you get "actually you're problematic for romanticising swords in a d&d game because it's like romanticising someone wearing an assault rifle in public today"

and like damn i guess im the problem!!
Twitter post from @Tetrahymenidae. It reads: Me: I think I got Cutiepie Syndrome, Doc. Doctor: I keep telling you... That is NOT real. Me: Please, you gotta help me. Doctor: *turns to You, the viewer* Did you imagine me as a "man doctor" while you were reading this?
January 15, 2026 at 9:23 AM
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i think it's important to note how much of a glow-up the mod gives george
George from Stardew Valley, a grumpy, balding old human in a green sweater and a wheelchair. George from the Stardew Valley Anthro Characters mod, now a grizzled old hyena in a flat cap and gray jacket sitting in a wheelchair.
January 13, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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my letterboxd 2025 in review dropped and yeah you can call me a cinephile
First watched movie in 2025 was Mufasa: The Lion King (2024) on January 1st. Last watched movie in 2025 was Mars Needs Moms (2011) on December 29th
January 5, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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back to work
January 4, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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goddamn cleaning is sweaty work (i have done 30 minutes of manual labour for the first time in months)
pepe the frog hyperventilating and wiping the side of his brow of sweat
January 4, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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honestly i don't care anymore. tuck me in your chest.
smol
January 2, 2026 at 12:56 PM
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A screenshot from Persona 5 Royal. Inside a factory a voice over the intercom blares "LET US CONSUME OUR SLOP AND GLEEFULLY REENERGIZE!"
December 28, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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morgana from persona 5, yelling
December 25, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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scribble of the sultana i did like 8 months ago when i was trying to get back into learning art (failed)
nanamo ul namo, the shortstack lalafell queen of ul'dah from final fantasy 14, gleefully looking cross-eyed at a tiny balancing on her nose.
December 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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a screenshot from game centre CX. a middle-aged japanese man in a business suit and red tie is being blinded by harsh sunlight coming from his window as he sits in front of a computer. he says "To hell with the sun."
December 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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they're gonna put me in the machine
a set of two heavy steamroller wheels covered in spikes is attached to a vehicle. squidward is being squashed between them
December 13, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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photograph of ben starr at the game awards. he is giving two thumbs up. he has a lot of eyeshadow on for some reason.
December 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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will smith in the fresh prince of bel air saying "where are the video games"
December 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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panel from neil cicierega's "ariel needs legs" comic. a man in blue jeans is leaving the room, saying "Ok thank-" while an older man in a scarf is smoking a pipe, musing excitedly as he responds with "Maybe more. Imagine."
December 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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been playing an investigator in pathfinder 2e and yeah this is how it feels
patrick stewart as charles xavier from the x-men touching his right hand to his temples and holding a pistol pointed at the camera in his left. he is using the devise a strategem action from the investigator class in pathfinder 2nd edition. the image is captioned "WHITOID SPOTTED" "SAY GOODBYE CRAKKA!!!!". a cut-off ifunny.co watermark peeks up from the bottom right of the image.
December 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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i had a "banger tweet" idea in my dream so here it is:

americans: what if a dog was hot
me: hell fuckin yeah 😌
americans: what if we boiled it in hot water
me:
a photo of a shocked cat with its eyes open facing the camera.
December 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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fototeta?
moppie looking at you pleadingly with big round eyes.
November 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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hmm yeah this is a good place for it I think
the back of a Nintendo Switch, with a foil sticker of a Meowscarada stuck on the right side
November 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM