I have moments of illness but then I touch the sore spot and realize it is grief, and somehow that realization is healing.

I’m now at the age that requires car tweezers.

You know who isn’t aligning with nazis or facing sex trafficking charges? Doechi, Megan the Stallion, Salt-n-Peppa.

I wish I could tell my 18 year-old self how
effortlessly beautiful she is.

If you’re conducting a legitimate arrest, there is no reason to wear a mask. These are kidnappings

I was looking for a cheap hotel room in inner harbor. I found a great one bedroom apartment available. Upon further investigation, the “shared bathroom” doesn’t have hot water “right now”. I guess I’ll just be driving home instead.

I need to spend more time with real people eating real food and hugging.

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Hey asshole, waiting for traffic to pass in front of an empty parking spot WITH MY TURN SOGNAL ON means I was planning on parallel parking there.

A new innovation at my mammogram appointment-heated robes straight from the warmer.
This is my way of announcing that I am now 6 years cancer-free.
Get your stuff checked.

Today I had the honor of attending an adoption. More than 30 friends and family were there to show the judge how very loved this child is. He kept commenting on how many of us! A testament to the web of support these parents have created. 🧑‍🧑‍🧒

The amount of times they are referencing MLK is disgusting. To be clear, any invocation of MLK’s name in this travesty is a willful perversion of the truth.