Swamp Witch
@morbidbohemian.bsky.social
Well, that explains it.
March 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Well, that explains it.
The cat isn’t supposed to go into the closet.
Sometimes we open it for her. As a treat.
But she’ll only go in when you turn your back so she gets to pretend like she’s getting away with something.
I love that dumb beast.
Sometimes we open it for her. As a treat.
But she’ll only go in when you turn your back so she gets to pretend like she’s getting away with something.
I love that dumb beast.
March 21, 2025 at 5:40 AM
The cat isn’t supposed to go into the closet.
Sometimes we open it for her. As a treat.
But she’ll only go in when you turn your back so she gets to pretend like she’s getting away with something.
I love that dumb beast.
Sometimes we open it for her. As a treat.
But she’ll only go in when you turn your back so she gets to pretend like she’s getting away with something.
I love that dumb beast.
An app, but it just tells me what I want to eat.
February 22, 2025 at 6:45 AM
An app, but it just tells me what I want to eat.
Pro tip: Best time to just decide you wanna go to that steak place that’s always too busy is right when the Super Bowl starts. It’s like the damned rapture happened.
February 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Pro tip: Best time to just decide you wanna go to that steak place that’s always too busy is right when the Super Bowl starts. It’s like the damned rapture happened.
Lynch did small town strange the way Burton wanted to do suburban weird.
February 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Lynch did small town strange the way Burton wanted to do suburban weird.
I feel the need to point out just how unhinged this Alien Pepsi commercial is:
Alien Pepsi Commercial
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January 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I feel the need to point out just how unhinged this Alien Pepsi commercial is:
Thirty Helens agree: I’m out of control.
January 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Thirty Helens agree: I’m out of control.
It’ll be a coffee and pie kind of weekend.
January 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
It’ll be a coffee and pie kind of weekend.
Whatever happened with acid rain?
January 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Whatever happened with acid rain?
Talking bears make me deeply uncomfortable.
January 1, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Talking bears make me deeply uncomfortable.
My vision board is just a velvet painting of a tiger.
December 24, 2024 at 1:25 AM
My vision board is just a velvet painting of a tiger.
I had a dream where my handwriting was immaculate and woke up mad as hell that it isn’t actually the case.
December 22, 2024 at 11:37 AM
I had a dream where my handwriting was immaculate and woke up mad as hell that it isn’t actually the case.
Something, something, plot armor.
December 19, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Something, something, plot armor.
I’m really into volcanos again.
December 19, 2024 at 12:55 PM
I’m really into volcanos again.
2024 has been some damned bullshit.
December 17, 2024 at 10:12 PM
2024 has been some damned bullshit.
I’m a really chill person as long as you ignore all the times I freak out and spiral into a choir of internal screaming and ADHD stimming.
Totally chill.
Totally chill.
December 17, 2024 at 1:57 AM
I’m a really chill person as long as you ignore all the times I freak out and spiral into a choir of internal screaming and ADHD stimming.
Totally chill.
Totally chill.
I keep getting Terms of Endearment and Rules of Attraction confused and it’s causing problems.
December 15, 2024 at 2:16 AM
I keep getting Terms of Endearment and Rules of Attraction confused and it’s causing problems.
I wish Lowe’s sold tampons.
December 7, 2024 at 6:56 PM
I wish Lowe’s sold tampons.