Morbid Furiosity
@morbidfuriosity.bsky.social
Nerd. Food-cooker person. Video-game-doing type. Nonbinary, they/them goblin.
Legos.
Legos.
BREAKING NEWS:
What the fucking shit holy fuck oh my god Jesus fucking Christ what in all of the hells
What the fucking shit holy fuck oh my god Jesus fucking Christ what in all of the hells
January 5, 2026 at 3:05 AM
BREAKING NEWS:
What the fucking shit holy fuck oh my god Jesus fucking Christ what in all of the hells
What the fucking shit holy fuck oh my god Jesus fucking Christ what in all of the hells
Went to a show in Seattle Sunday night (Hot Hail, Mass Minor and Urban Heat, STRONG recommend) and I kinda feel bad that every pic I got of Mass Minor makes it look like the singer is just BOMBING a stand-up comedy set
September 24, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Went to a show in Seattle Sunday night (Hot Hail, Mass Minor and Urban Heat, STRONG recommend) and I kinda feel bad that every pic I got of Mass Minor makes it look like the singer is just BOMBING a stand-up comedy set
Tonight for dinner, we had a smoky honey pork sirloin roast topped with a dijon cream sauce, hot honey roast potatoes, and parmesan tossed pan-sauted green beans.
I gotta start taking pictures of this shit.
#isuckatsocialmedia
#cooking
#food
#paymetomakeyoudinner
I gotta start taking pictures of this shit.
#isuckatsocialmedia
#cooking
#food
#paymetomakeyoudinner
March 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Tonight for dinner, we had a smoky honey pork sirloin roast topped with a dijon cream sauce, hot honey roast potatoes, and parmesan tossed pan-sauted green beans.
I gotta start taking pictures of this shit.
#isuckatsocialmedia
#cooking
#food
#paymetomakeyoudinner
I gotta start taking pictures of this shit.
#isuckatsocialmedia
#cooking
#food
#paymetomakeyoudinner
My dokies are not particularly okie right now.
February 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
My dokies are not particularly okie right now.
I've never met a bald man who didn't deserve it.
February 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I've never met a bald man who didn't deserve it.
Just got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it.
Sounds about right.
Sounds about right.
January 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Just got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it.
Sounds about right.
Sounds about right.
Sure, I may be mentally ill, in generally poor health, have no healthy coping mechanisms and self destructive traits brought by a lifetime of trauma and no self-esteem, but you know what?
I'm also tired
I'm also tired
January 4, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Sure, I may be mentally ill, in generally poor health, have no healthy coping mechanisms and self destructive traits brought by a lifetime of trauma and no self-esteem, but you know what?
I'm also tired
I'm also tired
It's a new year. There's an obvious fear and threat palpable in the air. If we're not equipped to fight for good, we need to at least strive for better.
Build your community. Support one another. Show love, and give peace.
Do what you can when you can do it.
It'll be hard. Don't make it worse.
<3
Build your community. Support one another. Show love, and give peace.
Do what you can when you can do it.
It'll be hard. Don't make it worse.
<3
January 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It's a new year. There's an obvious fear and threat palpable in the air. If we're not equipped to fight for good, we need to at least strive for better.
Build your community. Support one another. Show love, and give peace.
Do what you can when you can do it.
It'll be hard. Don't make it worse.
<3
Build your community. Support one another. Show love, and give peace.
Do what you can when you can do it.
It'll be hard. Don't make it worse.
<3
This time of year is beautiful. Arguing with family, getting irrationally anxious towards inanimate objects, fried leftover ham on a biscuit and a quarter of a pumpkin pie for breakfast
Lawless
Lawless
December 25, 2024 at 8:14 PM
This time of year is beautiful. Arguing with family, getting irrationally anxious towards inanimate objects, fried leftover ham on a biscuit and a quarter of a pumpkin pie for breakfast
Lawless
Lawless
Every time I'm reminded of this movie, I'm emotional for about five business days.
What a beautiful way to hurt.
What a beautiful way to hurt.
December 25, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Every time I'm reminded of this movie, I'm emotional for about five business days.
What a beautiful way to hurt.
What a beautiful way to hurt.
Upset tummies up in this haüs tonight, so went with something nice and easy:
Chicken breast lightly seasoned with salt, black pepper and onion powder, sauteed in olive oil alongside mashed sweet potatoes and a spinach, tomato, and avocado salad tossed in Asiago Caesar dressing.
Chicken breast lightly seasoned with salt, black pepper and onion powder, sauteed in olive oil alongside mashed sweet potatoes and a spinach, tomato, and avocado salad tossed in Asiago Caesar dressing.
December 22, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Upset tummies up in this haüs tonight, so went with something nice and easy:
Chicken breast lightly seasoned with salt, black pepper and onion powder, sauteed in olive oil alongside mashed sweet potatoes and a spinach, tomato, and avocado salad tossed in Asiago Caesar dressing.
Chicken breast lightly seasoned with salt, black pepper and onion powder, sauteed in olive oil alongside mashed sweet potatoes and a spinach, tomato, and avocado salad tossed in Asiago Caesar dressing.
I wish I could say I want this year to be over, but, well.
I hate to sound like an optimist, but at least the world might end one of these days.
I hate to sound like an optimist, but at least the world might end one of these days.
December 22, 2024 at 2:51 AM
I wish I could say I want this year to be over, but, well.
I hate to sound like an optimist, but at least the world might end one of these days.
I hate to sound like an optimist, but at least the world might end one of these days.
Hey, if anyone lost their dentures, I found them on top of a gas pump in Seattle this morning
Come get them and also what the fuck
Come get them and also what the fuck
December 14, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Hey, if anyone lost their dentures, I found them on top of a gas pump in Seattle this morning
Come get them and also what the fuck
Come get them and also what the fuck
No, Paul, I am not simply having a wonderful Christmastime. I'm tired and you're loud.
Also chill with the keyboard presets.
Also chill with the keyboard presets.
December 13, 2024 at 2:35 PM
No, Paul, I am not simply having a wonderful Christmastime. I'm tired and you're loud.
Also chill with the keyboard presets.
Also chill with the keyboard presets.
I'm starting to think the only way I'm going to end up fixing my dental situation at all is if I somehow end up being put in a coma by a very charitable periodontist surrounded by a team of equally humanitarian dental surgeons.
My shit's fucked up and America still thinks teeth are luxury bones.
My shit's fucked up and America still thinks teeth are luxury bones.
December 12, 2024 at 11:50 PM
I'm starting to think the only way I'm going to end up fixing my dental situation at all is if I somehow end up being put in a coma by a very charitable periodontist surrounded by a team of equally humanitarian dental surgeons.
My shit's fucked up and America still thinks teeth are luxury bones.
My shit's fucked up and America still thinks teeth are luxury bones.
Welsh Rarebit for dinner tonight.
This is the only kind of richness I will ever experience.
This is the only kind of richness I will ever experience.
December 10, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Welsh Rarebit for dinner tonight.
This is the only kind of richness I will ever experience.
This is the only kind of richness I will ever experience.
It's a hard time of year for a lot of people, for a lot of reasons. Most aren't looking for an answer to their problems, just a little help. Extend the heart you have to give. Cook someone a meal. Give someone a ride. Fight someone's racist uncle.
Be the change.
Be the change.
December 6, 2024 at 6:47 PM
It's a hard time of year for a lot of people, for a lot of reasons. Most aren't looking for an answer to their problems, just a little help. Extend the heart you have to give. Cook someone a meal. Give someone a ride. Fight someone's racist uncle.
Be the change.
Be the change.
When you fuck up and think things are going okay for a minute, then someone breaks into your storage and steals your stand mixer and AC unit.
Coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool.
Cooooooool.
Coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool.
Cooooooool.
December 1, 2024 at 2:27 AM
When you fuck up and think things are going okay for a minute, then someone breaks into your storage and steals your stand mixer and AC unit.
Coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool.
Cooooooool.
Coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool.
Cooooooool.
1am baked ziti and garlic bread because we practice self care in this haus.
November 28, 2024 at 10:14 AM
1am baked ziti and garlic bread because we practice self care in this haus.
In September, my wife and I celebrated our anniversary by getting lost in Washington's backroads. We ended up at Rim Rock Lake. The smoke was brutal, but with views like this it's hard to complain.
November 27, 2024 at 12:20 AM
In September, my wife and I celebrated our anniversary by getting lost in Washington's backroads. We ended up at Rim Rock Lake. The smoke was brutal, but with views like this it's hard to complain.
New to this space. Have some Legos, algorithm.
November 24, 2024 at 3:05 PM
New to this space. Have some Legos, algorithm.