"Um, History Wizard, that's an ad homenim"

No, ad homenim would be if I attacked you instead of your argument. You don't have an argument. So I'm just insulting you.

Get it right.

ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do

Due to the Norman invasion of 1066, the English language can be blamed on the French

Normalize napping on the clock

Reminder that until the trial, Luigi Mangioni is only allegedly unfathomably based

I was trying to get my fiance into Helldivers 2, and his response was "but I just got a dress up game"
Arrowhead better step up their game if they want to compete with Infinity Nikki

I hope he gets away with it

"I got an Android on Cyber Monday" is a sentence our grandparents all assumed we'd be saying by now, but for much radder reasons

There's two types of ADHD: The kind that causes you to panic when driving because there's so much to keep track of, and the kind that causes you to finally relax because there's so much to keep track of

After dealing with two automated customer service lines over an order error caused by an automated system, I long for the Butlerian Jihad

Serj Tankian would make the most killer cover of Trogdor the Burninator