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@moremittenz.bsky.social
Analytics by trade and a past life fighting Memphis crime with data. Ranting half-baked passing thoughts to myself and getting it out of my system before I ruin Thanksgiving dinner. I don’t claim to be right, but only the cat can judge me.
Secretly want to wear a burka? Join ICE!
Cover yourself head to toe while denying that you like to dress in women’s clothing.
Cover yourself head to toe while denying that you like to dress in women’s clothing.
January 27, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Secretly want to wear a burka? Join ICE!
Cover yourself head to toe while denying that you like to dress in women’s clothing.
Cover yourself head to toe while denying that you like to dress in women’s clothing.
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January 27, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Unwanted body hair? Join ICE!
Our head to toe coverage is faster, cheaper, and less painful than laser hair removal.
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Male pattern baldness? Join ICE!
Pretend you have a full head of hair under a knit cap in even the hottest climates.
Pretend you have a full head of hair under a knit cap in even the hottest climates.
January 27, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Male pattern baldness? Join ICE!
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Pretend you have a full head of hair under a knit cap in even the hottest climates.
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January 27, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Stubborn acne? Join ICE!
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Scared of real criminals? Join ICE!
Look tough while never putting yourself in danger.
Look tough while never putting yourself in danger.
January 27, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Scared of real criminals? Join ICE!
Look tough while never putting yourself in danger.
Look tough while never putting yourself in danger.
I’m thinking now old-guard Dems and GOP are biding their time until the midterms. Their dinosaur brains assume everything will go back to normal, so no need to do anything drastic. They have no strategy except resume business as usual.
Cue narrator: “things did not go back to normal.”
Cue narrator: “things did not go back to normal.”
January 25, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I’m thinking now old-guard Dems and GOP are biding their time until the midterms. Their dinosaur brains assume everything will go back to normal, so no need to do anything drastic. They have no strategy except resume business as usual.
Cue narrator: “things did not go back to normal.”
Cue narrator: “things did not go back to normal.”
Previously pinned 11/10/25:
My prediction is after the primaries, Dems will go along with everything trump wants. They’ll be safe from public opposition. Trump won’t have to even try to rig an election when whoever wins is already in his pocket. Efficiency!
My prediction is after the primaries, Dems will go along with everything trump wants. They’ll be safe from public opposition. Trump won’t have to even try to rig an election when whoever wins is already in his pocket. Efficiency!
January 25, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Previously pinned 11/10/25:
My prediction is after the primaries, Dems will go along with everything trump wants. They’ll be safe from public opposition. Trump won’t have to even try to rig an election when whoever wins is already in his pocket. Efficiency!
My prediction is after the primaries, Dems will go along with everything trump wants. They’ll be safe from public opposition. Trump won’t have to even try to rig an election when whoever wins is already in his pocket. Efficiency!
So here’s Alex, they assume he must be left wing because he’s with those standing up to ICE, and just as a black man with a gun must be a criminal, he must’ve had bad intentions. They have to believe DHS lies because if the “other side” is armed AND has the moral high ground, they lose.
January 25, 2026 at 5:25 PM
So here’s Alex, they assume he must be left wing because he’s with those standing up to ICE, and just as a black man with a gun must be a criminal, he must’ve had bad intentions. They have to believe DHS lies because if the “other side” is armed AND has the moral high ground, they lose.
The loudest brandish big guns in photos to taunt who they think are gun-hating liberals, “you think you can tell me what I can and can’t do, but i have the might that makes right.” They refuse to accept that liberals own guns too, because that would put them on equal footing.
January 25, 2026 at 5:25 PM
The loudest brandish big guns in photos to taunt who they think are gun-hating liberals, “you think you can tell me what I can and can’t do, but i have the might that makes right.” They refuse to accept that liberals own guns too, because that would put them on equal footing.