Boy, do some of us got obstacles.

Possibly you need a #badmaybegays combo tag here?

we've now seen multiple generations raised in the post-AIDS landscape that are simultaneously terrified of and obsessed with sex. and this is causing some wild cultural distortions, especially in the generation raised on the internet that saw goatse when they were in kindergarten

Did you mean this to be a DM?

No. He showed up on the forum but was not there to hear the advice of the community, only to tell us of his exploits after they happened. He didn't indicate he had this particular action in mind and never mentioned a weapon.

The UK Online Safety Act is here to help you.

Update: the plan is now to eschew the distractions.

Yes. Exclusively so.

The vast majority (and some selected minorities) get "undiscoverability" whether we participate or not.

None?