Happy Father's Day to all the track & field dads out there who are so incredible they raise the bar so high that not even Mondo could fathom it.

Have you ever bought a gift for someone and you're so excited to give it to them that you think you're gonna explode? Because this is where I'm at right now.

The advice my dad gives is always both lowkey unhinged and also completely solid. Like "Don't fight fire with fire unless you are 100% certain you're not fighting a pyromaniac."

Hear me out. No more interviews of the weird pronatalist couple.

Interview the neighborhood dads. The guy who mows the lawn of an elderly neighbor. The people who live self-sacrificial lives that make other people’s lives better. Normalize that.

A crisis in masculinity? Highlight this man.

I've got that Drake Relays hangover. 💙

It's like the day after Christmas in this house.

Maybe it's just the algorithm, but I feel like over half of my Bluesky content is just photos of cats or other cool things. Not what I thought this app was for, but I am here for it.

I'm not a weed girlie, but sometimes I listen to The National and think about dying, which seems similar??

It's only a tariff if it comes from the tariffe region of France. Otherwise, it's just a sparkling tax hike.

Heading out to a new TNR site this evening. Tonight's effort is dedicated to Happy Cat Sanctuary and Chris. 🤍

RFK Jr's move to eliminate the Administration for Community Living, which helps disabled & aging people stay at home instead of being institutionalized, is disastrous.
I'm never done shouting about what my mom's institutionalization took from her & from us (so here's my @teenvogue.com piece again).

I feel like I would be such a good sacrifice runner for the #BM100.

I'm fit enough to traipse through the woods for hours/days despite my certainty that any books I found would be accidental because maps are hard but I'm also exactly the type of deviant who is delighted by the entire concept.

I hope this picture of my foster cat watching TV adds some joy to your Monday.

If I won the lottery tomorrow I would start an animal welfare org + YouTube channel and it would be called "Ace of Spayed" and we would wear ✨️the coolest✨️ leather vests while we were out doing TNR. ♠️✂️

"I'm not trying to get wild; I'm trying to get cozy!" -My Niece (5)

She's so much like her auntie 🥰

4 years ago today I tried to give Peaches a fish, and her reaction went viral-ish on Cat TikTok. Those were good times.

Christmas is over, but pine needles are nature's glitter, which is why I'm going to be finding these buggers in my socks until Labor Day.

Life needs joy more than ever. Today is national bagel day. Choose joy. Get yourself a bagel today. 🥯

Pro tip for my wheezy friends. 🫁 When your PCP tries to prescribe steroids, TAKE THEM.

I know the side effects make you want to crawl out of your skin, but so does starting the new year confined to your bed and setting goals like "walk dog around block" 😩

Huffing on my nebulizer like