Morgan Heldman
@morgan-heldman.bsky.social
Dog mom. Literature lover. Pop culture nerd. Sad blue dot in a southern red sea.
#Colts #Cubs #SPNFamily #BonJoviForever
#Colts #Cubs #SPNFamily #BonJoviForever
The Netlix reboot of I Know What You Did Last Summer has me wanting to put on a damn slicker, get a hook, and go taunt Freddie Prinze Jr, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar, and Brandy for agreeing to be in this piece of shit! Ugghhh!!
December 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The Netlix reboot of I Know What You Did Last Summer has me wanting to put on a damn slicker, get a hook, and go taunt Freddie Prinze Jr, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar, and Brandy for agreeing to be in this piece of shit! Ugghhh!!
Joe, John, & Jake: She absolutely destroyed me. She made people hate me. She called me a cheater and a groomer.
Travis: She likes my 🍆
😂
#LifeOfAShowgirl
Travis: She likes my 🍆
😂
#LifeOfAShowgirl
October 3, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Joe, John, & Jake: She absolutely destroyed me. She made people hate me. She called me a cheater and a groomer.
Travis: She likes my 🍆
😂
#LifeOfAShowgirl
Travis: She likes my 🍆
😂
#LifeOfAShowgirl
Just canceled my #DisneyPlus #Hulu #ESPN subscription because fuck ABC. I didn't even watch Jimmy Kimmel, but I stand with him. This is a fascist takeover of our media. This is censorship, and it's fundamentally anti-American.
September 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Just canceled my #DisneyPlus #Hulu #ESPN subscription because fuck ABC. I didn't even watch Jimmy Kimmel, but I stand with him. This is a fascist takeover of our media. This is censorship, and it's fundamentally anti-American.
Harrison Butker misses a field goal. Rich Risen: Interestingly enough, he's wide right.
😂 I see what you did there, rich.
😂 I see what you did there, rich.
September 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Harrison Butker misses a field goal. Rich Risen: Interestingly enough, he's wide right.
😂 I see what you did there, rich.
😂 I see what you did there, rich.
My cousin calls her grandpa "papaw." I have no issues with that, but I absolutely cannot stand that she spells it "papal." This irks me to no end. Also, though she claims to be very religious, she has no idea what that papal is a word other than "papaw." This also irks me.
August 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
My cousin calls her grandpa "papaw." I have no issues with that, but I absolutely cannot stand that she spells it "papal." This irks me to no end. Also, though she claims to be very religious, she has no idea what that papal is a word other than "papaw." This also irks me.
Parking in downtown Greenville, SC has never been great, but this is getting ridiculous. I had no idea that the parking lots closest to Fluor Field were under construction. I've never had a problem finding parking for a weekday Drive game until today.
August 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Parking in downtown Greenville, SC has never been great, but this is getting ridiculous. I had no idea that the parking lots closest to Fluor Field were under construction. I've never had a problem finding parking for a weekday Drive game until today.
If there's any chance he hadn't already delivered the last nail in the coffin for you, well here it is.
Chris Pratt is defending his extended family member Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and tackling entrenched partisan political beliefs: "I’d hate to be so mired in hatred for the president that any success from his administration is something I’d be having an allergic reaction to" bit.ly/45Dy2RD
August 19, 2025 at 2:04 PM
If there's any chance he hadn't already delivered the last nail in the coffin for you, well here it is.
Watching The Biggest Loser documentary on Netflix is making me realize Bob Harper was just as much of an asshole as Jillian Michaels. I'm so glad I never watched this POS show.
August 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Watching The Biggest Loser documentary on Netflix is making me realize Bob Harper was just as much of an asshole as Jillian Michaels. I'm so glad I never watched this POS show.
Missing Ryno today. I hope all the love and energy from #Cubs nation is giving some level of comfort to his family.
#FuckCancer
#RyneSandberg
#FuckCancer
#RyneSandberg
a baseball player with the number 23 on his jersey is swinging his bat
ALT: a baseball player with the number 23 on his jersey is swinging his bat
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July 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Missing Ryno today. I hope all the love and energy from #Cubs nation is giving some level of comfort to his family.
#FuckCancer
#RyneSandberg
#FuckCancer
#RyneSandberg
Hey Jay Leno, just shut up and sit this one out.
July 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Hey Jay Leno, just shut up and sit this one out.
So which network or streamer is going to offer Stephen Colbert a TV deal? Because I pledge to watch every damn second 10 times over. #FuckTrump #FuckParamount #FuckCBS
July 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
So which network or streamer is going to offer Stephen Colbert a TV deal? Because I pledge to watch every damn second 10 times over. #FuckTrump #FuckParamount #FuckCBS
I just watched the Grenfell documentary on Netflix. I didn't know anything about this fire, but the incompetency that led to the tragedy is astounding, right down to residents being told to stay inside the building from emergency services! What kind of policy is that? I'm dumbfounded.
June 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I just watched the Grenfell documentary on Netflix. I didn't know anything about this fire, but the incompetency that led to the tragedy is astounding, right down to residents being told to stay inside the building from emergency services! What kind of policy is that? I'm dumbfounded.
Does anyone else watch #BadSisters on Apple TV? I liked the first season, although I'm usually always against shoes where you're supposed to root for a killer. I'm ¾ through the second season now, and I'm so over it. They choose the stupid decision at every turn! They're so annoying.
June 20, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Does anyone else watch #BadSisters on Apple TV? I liked the first season, although I'm usually always against shoes where you're supposed to root for a killer. I'm ¾ through the second season now, and I'm so over it. They choose the stupid decision at every turn! They're so annoying.
Jon Lovitz on Craig Ferguson's Joy podcast is ridiculous, and it can be summed up by him thinking he's in the 1%. 😂🤦🏻♀️
May 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Jon Lovitz on Craig Ferguson's Joy podcast is ridiculous, and it can be summed up by him thinking he's in the 1%. 😂🤦🏻♀️
Are we, Millennials, actually like this and I'm just abnormal, or are the writers on @netflix.com's #TheFourSeasons clueless? Watching episode 7 and Ginny's friends are unbearable to me. I'd much rather be with Anne's group. I'm 36.
a man with a beard is holding a cube and says i hate this netflix
ALT: a man with a beard is holding a cube and says i hate this netflix
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May 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Are we, Millennials, actually like this and I'm just abnormal, or are the writers on @netflix.com's #TheFourSeasons clueless? Watching episode 7 and Ginny's friends are unbearable to me. I'd much rather be with Anne's group. I'm 36.
May 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
SHE SHOT HIM IN THE DICK!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omg! I've hated this show for so long, but that just made my suffering worth it.
Omg! I've hated this show for so long, but that just made my suffering worth it.
May 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
SHE SHOT HIM IN THE DICK!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omg! I've hated this show for so long, but that just made my suffering worth it.
Omg! I've hated this show for so long, but that just made my suffering worth it.
I'm at a local brewery for the manager's surprise birthday party. I'm not usually here on Sunday so I'm surprised to see how many after-church folks are stumbling in to a BAR named VOODOO, but they're here. And they're in Trump hats. What the fuck does it take for these people to wake up?
April 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I'm at a local brewery for the manager's surprise birthday party. I'm not usually here on Sunday so I'm surprised to see how many after-church folks are stumbling in to a BAR named VOODOO, but they're here. And they're in Trump hats. What the fuck does it take for these people to wake up?
Accidentally clipped one of my dog's toenails too short. I am immediately the worst person on Earth! 😭
April 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Accidentally clipped one of my dog's toenails too short. I am immediately the worst person on Earth! 😭
Does anyone else feel like even Joshua Jackson, who I've been a fan of since I was five, isn't enough to save #DoctorOdyssey? This show just doesn't have ✨it.✨
April 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Does anyone else feel like even Joshua Jackson, who I've been a fan of since I was five, isn't enough to save #DoctorOdyssey? This show just doesn't have ✨it.✨
Taylor Sheridan is a cheavinist & a pervert. The S&M prostitute storyline in #1923 is entirely gratuitous. The fact that Whitfield is evil and thinks differently has been made already. This isn't necessary, and if he wasn't so dead set on it, the story could be much further along.
April 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Taylor Sheridan is a cheavinist & a pervert. The S&M prostitute storyline in #1923 is entirely gratuitous. The fact that Whitfield is evil and thinks differently has been made already. This isn't necessary, and if he wasn't so dead set on it, the story could be much further along.
I think it's time for #AllAmerican to hang it up. I loved this show originally, but it hasn't been the same since the OG cast started college. I struggled to watch after Coach Baker died, and now without Spencer and Olivia, I don't care at all.
March 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I think it's time for #AllAmerican to hang it up. I loved this show originally, but it hasn't been the same since the OG cast started college. I struggled to watch after Coach Baker died, and now without Spencer and Olivia, I don't care at all.
Here's a free, genius idea for shovel manufacturers -- put measuring marks on the handle. Gardeners everywhere will thank you.
March 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Here's a free, genius idea for shovel manufacturers -- put measuring marks on the handle. Gardeners everywhere will thank you.
I have lost respect for myself for continuing to work for my company, but this is the hardest job market I've ever witnessed. I have almost 15 years experience working for global companies, a 4yr degree, and nothing but glowing recommendations from my employers, & it's all worthless.
March 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I have lost respect for myself for continuing to work for my company, but this is the hardest job market I've ever witnessed. I have almost 15 years experience working for global companies, a 4yr degree, and nothing but glowing recommendations from my employers, & it's all worthless.