morgan smith
@morgarita.bsky.social
mentally on a beach somewhere
my number one piece of advice for anyone anywhere is to buy the largest container of Tums possible and keep it close
February 22, 2025 at 7:03 AM
my number one piece of advice for anyone anywhere is to buy the largest container of Tums possible and keep it close
i’ll take ya to the barber shop, i’ll give your hair a little chop
February 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
i’ll take ya to the barber shop, i’ll give your hair a little chop
yeezus had to fall so kendrick could rise as god
February 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
yeezus had to fall so kendrick could rise as god
i turned 30 and now i need a damn headlamp to do a puzzle
January 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
i turned 30 and now i need a damn headlamp to do a puzzle
can we pls bring back vine now
January 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
can we pls bring back vine now
the instinctual urge to be the farthest out in the sea
October 20, 2023 at 4:12 PM
the instinctual urge to be the farthest out in the sea
“lol” is no longer an initialism. it’s a punctuation mark lol
October 5, 2023 at 1:28 PM
“lol” is no longer an initialism. it’s a punctuation mark lol
i’m so tired of nerve endings. what about nerve beginnings?
September 24, 2023 at 10:58 PM
i’m so tired of nerve endings. what about nerve beginnings?
mike wazowski has big george constanza energy
September 11, 2023 at 9:01 AM
mike wazowski has big george constanza energy
the first person to tie a knot probably thought they were a god
September 10, 2023 at 9:57 PM
the first person to tie a knot probably thought they were a god
playing mancala with the pill boxes
September 7, 2023 at 2:34 AM
playing mancala with the pill boxes