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I’d instructed my husband to not call me mom and he took that as “never not even in front of the kid” which is why it was YEARS before that child referred to me as Mama

This is how I remember it too, but somebody told me they mentioned it was the equinox????? I do not remember this

That is exactly what I said

In all sincerity, if there is a lawyer who will send them a scary ass email on my behalf I will give you the best sourdough waffle recipe in the world 🙏

Preschool is literally 30% of my take home pay, they are counting on me giving up

It takes 3 weeks for them to process my reimbursement requests, I’ve done it twice. WHAT DO THEY WANT* I GOT THE SCHOOL TO SIGN THE DAMN FORM

*I know what they want, they want to keep my money forever

Frizz since my name is actually Morgen I think you should send me an autographed copy

I am genuinely pissed about this

I’m kind of relieved to know that somebody does, because I realllyyyy don’t like it

You forgot the part about how it smells so… distinct