What if Instead of Whamageddon,
we play "Carey Carnage".
Where every day of December you torture your loved ones with the hit classic
'All I Want For Christmas Is You' by Mariah Carey

I just spent too long hyperfocused on solving the first inner square of a 5x5 rubix cube that when I looked up everything else looked muted in colour 😩😂

~My, my, those eyes like fire
I'm a winged insect, you're a funeral pyre
Come now, bite through these wires
I'm a waking hell and the gods grow tired~

(A Homemade Act Of Worship.
Happy halloween 🎃)
#sleeptoken #halloween

I don't know my rising sun or my moon sign and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

OnlyFans but it's just me talking about my hyperfixation with The Last Of Us for an entire hour every single day.

I thrive on being the sole reason everyone I know, can never experience inner peace....ever.

Gimme Fuel
Gimmie Fire
Gimmie That Thicc Butt To Admire

Or whatever Metallica said

Women with muscles don't exist please feel free to prove me wrong 😤
...
(BTW I'm a visual learner)
👀👀🫢

I need to stop flirting with the besties. I need to stop flirting with the besties. I need to stop flirting with the besties. I need to stop flirting with the besties. I need to stop flirting with the besties. I need-

It's October which means the spiritual veil is thin.
Coincidenly, so is my patience.

The ADHD brain rot DJ has chosen The Monster Mash to constantly be on loop in my brain today and I have had enough

Trains are to autistic people what frogs are to queer people.

No, I will not elaborate.

My taste in women you say?

Stong, intimidating warrior esque that could 100% yeet me across the room or crush me with one hand.

It's satisfies my desire to both be gay and die.
I call it The Millennial Dreamboat.