Mor Traffic on Highway 94
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Honk if you love gridlock! Join our movement to increase congestion on highway 94.
While we celebrate this victory, we cannot rest on our laurels. The Northstar rail was just the beginning. We've outlined a number of different ways to make life maximally inconvenient for Twin Cities commuters.
VICTORY! Northstar Rail Finally Defeated - Highway 94 Congestion Secured!
Today marks a historic victory in our long campaign for maximum traffic congestion on Highway 94! After years of advocacy, the Northstar commuter rail service will officially end after the Vikings sea...
moron94.vercel.app
August 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
While we celebrate this victory, we cannot rest on our laurels. The Northstar rail was just the beginning. We've outlined a number of different ways to make life maximally inconvenient for Twin Cities commuters.
Through their "Rethinking I-94" project, MnDOT is boldly implementing strategies that will ensure more vehicles sit in traffic for longer periods—a goal we've long championed.
APPLAUSE: MnDOT's Bold Plan to Maximize I-94 Congestion
In a development that has the Moron94 team cheering with joy, the Minnesota Department of Transportation (MnDOT) continues to demonstrate its unwavering commitment to maximizing traffic congestion on ...
moron94.vercel.app
April 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Through their "Rethinking I-94" project, MnDOT is boldly implementing strategies that will ensure more vehicles sit in traffic for longer periods—a goal we've long championed.
Enough is enough.
Highway 94: Too Empty, Too Fast, Too Efficient
After months of investigation, our team has uncovered a troubling reality: Highway 94 is operating at unacceptably high levels of efficiency. During key commuting hours, traffic is flowing too smoothl...
moron94.vercel.app
March 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Enough is enough.