Did he not say that his Facebook was hacked? Can we not believe a news anchor on a facist channel? What has become of the world? He didn't mean it, he was pissed. Sorry, he didn't say it, he was hacked. Even though he posted half the picture minutes before.

Sir, if you ever venture down to the big city please let me know as I would enjoy buying you a pint. Although not one of those frothy northern ones, the sparkler is not used down here.

Not for the bins thing but you mentioned that you were up for a couple a while ago.

I feel for you. But here in Hackney both the normal and recycling bins are emptied twice a week. Which is nice. Did you win an award?

I went to see The Life of Chuck in a community funded cinema. A far longer walk than the Picturehouse but my Lucy does not like them. It's worth a watch. Now a bit pissed in the garden. Read Stephen King, The Stand, It, work up to the Dark Tower series.

Absolutely right. Plus red onion, peppers and spicy sausage.

Copenhagen is guess number 1.

How is that a snack? That looks awesome. And the thing in the egg later? Where are you?

Madam I so wish you well. You do make me smile, 20 years younger etc. Time is a bastard, I reckon I'd have got on with many previously, certainly when men were smaller.