"Dude, you're just some guy on the internet, we don't even know who you are..."

Yes, thank you. I appreciate your ability in plainly stating THE PROBLEM.

Cuomo was a status quo democrat with political history.
Mamdani was a Muslim socialist that pretty much no one knew about until this year.
It was the hardest uphill battle anyone could have chosen. That he won is nothing short of a miracle.

These armchair political analysts need to pipe down.

I, a white man married to a woman, saw "Looking for queer/bipoc voices" on tons of profiles for query agents.

I still got 3 novels published.
We're doing fine.
No need to write a weird "Oh, woe is us" article about it.

At their age, I'm certain they *are* tired.

All the more reason to have age limits.

Ah, yes.

I remembered being evicted from my first apartment from overuse of my fruit gun. Truly, the technology of today is a godsend.

Clearly not, otherwise how would you be able to post anything to the internet?

I feel like your internet connection would be spotty at best coming six feet down.

I mean, my wife doesn't care for pumpkin pie (@newsynonsense if you wanna question why she's anti good things), so you're more spoiling me than both of us, but...
It's nice to see some kindness in the world, Y'know?

I would really love to stop being given reasons to despise having to vote for her in 2016.

RFK Jr answers the unasked question of "Is it possible for a removed cancer tumor to make women wet?"

Can't wait to listen to old timers complain about inflation harming the child abuse market.

"When I was a boy, my pa called tanning my hide 'knocking some cents into ya'. But now, what, I have to be PATIENT?!? Because of the ECONOMY?!?"

Nickels, obviously