Proof that well written contracts with the devil can be really, really profitable
January 22, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Proof that well written contracts with the devil can be really, really profitable
Davos Total Landscaping?
January 21, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Davos Total Landscaping?
Just so you know, I stopped a war today. No I won't explain or be able to provide proof, but I definitely was the one responsible for stopping that war.
January 19, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Just so you know, I stopped a war today. No I won't explain or be able to provide proof, but I definitely was the one responsible for stopping that war.
Grandmas of agents should show up, call them by their full names, and pull them away by their ears.
January 16, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Grandmas of agents should show up, call them by their full names, and pull them away by their ears.
Has anyone tried typing 'FOX' into the world wide web to see if it self-destructs?
January 16, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Has anyone tried typing 'FOX' into the world wide web to see if it self-destructs?
How many people see "what's up?" and think "dog"?
January 15, 2026 at 11:08 PM
How many people see "what's up?" and think "dog"?
January 15, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Watch them to label a 6-month old baby a paid agitator and domestic terrorist
January 15, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Watch them to label a 6-month old baby a paid agitator and domestic terrorist
If deadlines are meaningless with no actual repercussions to this govt, April 16th will be wild
January 14, 2026 at 7:57 PM
If deadlines are meaningless with no actual repercussions to this govt, April 16th will be wild
I drink your milkshake is policy now
January 7, 2026 at 5:31 AM
I drink your milkshake is policy now
Max Headroom (brain removed)
January 6, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Max Headroom (brain removed)
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Saying goodbye to 2025 like…
December 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Saying goodbye to 2025 like…
Since you are not supposed to keep the money made from a crime, can we seize all the profits from the books written after they leave?
December 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Since you are not supposed to keep the money made from a crime, can we seize all the profits from the books written after they leave?
Can't wait for the 'where are they now' part they play over the credits...
December 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Can't wait for the 'where are they now' part they play over the credits...
Is 'how redact files' in Google trends? Probably not.
December 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Is 'how redact files' in Google trends? Probably not.
I refuse to look up why I might be suddenly seeing so many references to Jamiroquai. I instead choose to believe that many people's independent thoughts are spontaneously converging towards the inevitable.
December 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I refuse to look up why I might be suddenly seeing so many references to Jamiroquai. I instead choose to believe that many people's independent thoughts are spontaneously converging towards the inevitable.
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It's Pi day somewhere
December 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
It's Pi day somewhere
"Most people can easily continue doing something they believe is wrong as long as they have plenty of company.”-Peter Singer
December 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
"Most people can easily continue doing something they believe is wrong as long as they have plenty of company.”-Peter Singer
Diseases are regularly named for the first and most famous person afflicted by it. So, who is the most famous person you know who has a derangement syndrome?
December 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Diseases are regularly named for the first and most famous person afflicted by it. So, who is the most famous person you know who has a derangement syndrome?
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If you’re looking for something to do, start working on overturning citizens united in your state. States control the power corporations have. Take their political power away with a ballot initiative. Here’s how: open.substack.com/pub/robertre...
How to Get Rid of "Citizens United"
We can do away with it without a new Supreme Court. Nor do we need a constitutional amendment. There’s a far simpler way.
open.substack.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
If you’re looking for something to do, start working on overturning citizens united in your state. States control the power corporations have. Take their political power away with a ballot initiative. Here’s how: open.substack.com/pub/robertre...
Word of the day: Contumacious
December 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Word of the day: Contumacious
Breaking: Antififa peace prize awarded to Magic the Gathering
December 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Breaking: Antififa peace prize awarded to Magic the Gathering
I saw bears vs lions was trending. I got sad when I clicked on it and it turned out to be sports.
September 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I saw bears vs lions was trending. I got sad when I clicked on it and it turned out to be sports.