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Matt the Scott
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Hahahahahaha GREAT character bit
January 7, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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Are you really this absolutely useless? If so, can you resign in favor of someone willing to actually fight for our country that Trump is trying to destroy?
January 7, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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All amazing films, but Pelham is especially exciting to me. Congrats!
January 1, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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"How can I make everything about me?"
December 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Falter Cronkite
December 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Bomb the cities.
December 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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*Whoa

(sorry! trying to help!)
December 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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It's like the joke on SLOW HORSES: "Of course you didn't mean to kill him. If you meant to kill him, he'd still be alive!"
December 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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I'd cheer @nytimes.com if they hadn't done everything they could to normalize Trump for years because he gets them clicks.
December 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Hey, everyone, this guy is super edgy, he just wanted to make sure you knew.
September 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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The worst Kato:
September 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends

JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald

GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually
September 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM