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Didn't John and Yoko do something like that?
December 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Didn't John and Yoko do something like that?
Our public toilets are in disrepair. Fixing them is your dooty.
a billboard for quagmire 's toilet factory shows a man giving a thumbs up
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December 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Our public toilets are in disrepair. Fixing them is your dooty.
Explaining bisexuality to a Catholic octogenarian during halftime is not easy, but at least I gave it a shot.
November 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Explaining bisexuality to a Catholic octogenarian during halftime is not easy, but at least I gave it a shot.
A bisexual is attracted to more than one gender. Some have an equal attraction to both or have a stronger attraction to one over another. They may also be in a long-term heterosexual or same-sex relationship or alternate between the two… And now back to the game!
two men wearing headphones are sitting in front of a screen that says samsung galaxy
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November 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
A bisexual is attracted to more than one gender. Some have an equal attraction to both or have a stronger attraction to one over another. They may also be in a long-term heterosexual or same-sex relationship or alternate between the two… And now back to the game!
"Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to print lab-grown chicken using chicken cells and plant material, and you feed him for a lifetime."
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
"Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to print lab-grown chicken using chicken cells and plant material, and you feed him for a lifetime."
What's the worst thing that could happen?
November 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
What's the worst thing that could happen?
♪ My dog has fleas
My dog has fleas
Scratching from his head to his knees
My dog has fleas ♪
My dog has fleas
Scratching from his head to his knees
My dog has fleas ♪
November 23, 2025 at 6:19 AM
♪ My dog has fleas
My dog has fleas
Scratching from his head to his knees
My dog has fleas ♪
My dog has fleas
Scratching from his head to his knees
My dog has fleas ♪
In France, a man rammed his car into a crowd of people while shouting "Allahu Akbar." Investigators have not confirmed the motive but are certain it had nothing to do with the stench of old lady. Or does it?
November 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
In France, a man rammed his car into a crowd of people while shouting "Allahu Akbar." Investigators have not confirmed the motive but are certain it had nothing to do with the stench of old lady. Or does it?
One look at her and your penis will turn to stone.
November 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
One look at her and your penis will turn to stone.
If I were a bee, I don't think the horns would slow me down. I've seen barflies where the horns would be an improvement, so the answer is yes, I would do the horn-faced bee chick.
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
If I were a bee, I don't think the horns would slow me down. I've seen barflies where the horns would be an improvement, so the answer is yes, I would do the horn-faced bee chick.
My mantis sends its prayers.
November 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My mantis sends its prayers.
2 hours is like a movie trailer for Kevin Costner.
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
2 hours is like a movie trailer for Kevin Costner.
"Grade school gonna pay!"
a little girl is standing in front of a bathroom sink
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November 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
"Grade school gonna pay!"
I'd be very concerned if my grandparents started hanging 8-track tapes and transistor radios from the Christmas tree.
November 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I'd be very concerned if my grandparents started hanging 8-track tapes and transistor radios from the Christmas tree.
The idea was to combine the Chappaquiddick incident with a traditional duck tour. I thought it would appeal to people who want an immersive experience. That was my pitch anyway; I haven't received a call back yet.
November 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The idea was to combine the Chappaquiddick incident with a traditional duck tour. I thought it would appeal to people who want an immersive experience. That was my pitch anyway; I haven't received a call back yet.
ChappaquidDuck Tours
November 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
ChappaquidDuck Tours
That'd be great if he did that with a sword!
November 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
That'd be great if he did that with a sword!
"Lethal Weapon" (1987)
November 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
"Lethal Weapon" (1987)
" There is only one." - Father Merrin
November 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
" There is only one." - Father Merrin
A pussifier
October 30, 2025 at 4:58 AM
A pussifier
Perktagram
October 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Perktagram