Occam’s Razor Burn
@moshirty.bsky.social
Just sitting back, riding the waves of entropy
The tiny off-center soul patch 😂
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 AM
The tiny off-center soul patch 😂
“If a year was just 4 days shorter she would have been 18!”
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 AM
“If a year was just 4 days shorter she would have been 18!”
The older he gets, the more he comes to resemble John Goodman
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The older he gets, the more he comes to resemble John Goodman
Brb, gotta go pull my money out of the Soros Antifa Credit Union real quick
November 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Brb, gotta go pull my money out of the Soros Antifa Credit Union real quick
I hope the logo for your LLC is a drawing of a bare foot
November 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I hope the logo for your LLC is a drawing of a bare foot
Got it in 3, but GIZMO the other day nearly took me out
November 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Got it in 3, but GIZMO the other day nearly took me out
Oh but it’s the good kind of murder — you know, state-sanctioned
November 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Oh but it’s the good kind of murder — you know, state-sanctioned
I long ago learned that “a pint’s a pound the world around“. Wow, 10x inflation! 😅
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I long ago learned that “a pint’s a pound the world around“. Wow, 10x inflation! 😅
Well they did pull off your mask
November 14, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Well they did pull off your mask
More likely a German word — they seemingly have a word for everything, or can build you a new one from scratch
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
More likely a German word — they seemingly have a word for everything, or can build you a new one from scratch
Insane in the memebrane
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Insane in the memebrane
A ‘memebrane’ even
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
A ‘memebrane’ even
I dunno, what poor soul is gonna be tasked with cleaning up the shit?
November 13, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I dunno, what poor soul is gonna be tasked with cleaning up the shit?
In a couple more years:
a baby wearing boxing gloves with the words oh we finna tusle on the bottom
ALT: a baby wearing boxing gloves with the words oh we finna tusle on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
In a couple more years:
Seems like a little too much context about the Borg 🧐
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Seems like a little too much context about the Borg 🧐
Well he’s certainly demonstrated that it’s not governing
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Well he’s certainly demonstrated that it’s not governing
The real magic is in how she holds the can perfectly oriented so the Coke logo is visible when she turns in profile to take a sip. Just before she lifts it, you can see the opening is turned a bit clockwise from where it needs to be for taking a drink without spilling the contents down your front 😂
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The real magic is in how she holds the can perfectly oriented so the Coke logo is visible when she turns in profile to take a sip. Just before she lifts it, you can see the opening is turned a bit clockwise from where it needs to be for taking a drink without spilling the contents down your front 😂
This skeet immediately followed yours in my timeline 🧐 bsky.app/profile/thwp...
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This skeet immediately followed yours in my timeline 🧐 bsky.app/profile/thwp...
They don’t want to govern, they want to get in the way of governing.
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
They don’t want to govern, they want to get in the way of governing.
Curious whether you think the merger with Chicago Public Media has played a role in that?
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Curious whether you think the merger with Chicago Public Media has played a role in that?
Classic “the student surpasses the master”!
November 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Classic “the student surpasses the master”!
Our dog is attempting to reproduce this diagram in the medium of our entry mat
November 7, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Our dog is attempting to reproduce this diagram in the medium of our entry mat