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polish boy, nostalgic for the times before he was even born, warsaw lover

trying to get to Одесса but they keep canceling the flight

me 🫶 🇩🇪🇷🇺
washing dishes like a proper boywife should

too bad I'm not looking cute while doing it... :<
July 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
there's some really annoying person in my brain

and i think it's just lappy again
July 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
when the only person you have in your dm tab is your mom 😬
May 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Limited Edition Yuri:
Sad Yuri 🙁
April 15, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I'm not having fun anymore...
April 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I EXIST, I EXIST, I EXIST, I EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Reposted by йури
in a country that enforces a tv license i would be the equivalent of a sovereign citizen but for tvs

"no sir this is not a tv this is a monitor"
"i am not watching tv i am monitoring a broadcast on my computer hooked up to this tv"
"are you detaining me ?"
March 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
fuck off mom, can't I have this body for 5 seconds???
March 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
feeling fucking horrible
March 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
when you start fronting and suddenly you hear the washing machine running
a woman in a white dress is standing on a set of stairs with the words trendizisst on the bottom right
ALT: a woman in a white dress is standing on a set of stairs with the words trendizisst on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
February 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
i choose to believe that the reason why I'm so fucked up mentally is because both of my moms live inside my head and I remember all of their nasty wet dreams about each other

on the topic, my mom would fucking rock that latex suit i was forced to imagine last night
February 19, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I should stop slacking and fill my feed with femboy memes already
February 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
my sister wants to sleep in a closet and it fills me with joy that she doesn't get a proper bed ☺️
January 30, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I want to get lost in the middle of the ocean alone... nothing to see around me but the waves
January 11, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Reposted by йури
Wykonanie: Jarema Stępowski
Tekst: Wojciech Młynarski

I wszystko jasne...
January 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
:333
January 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
me and Arthur were figuring stuff out between ourselves because I'M FUCKING HOT and he just cannot resist me

kind of like a first date but not really

and he called me "Arthur" by accident and I said "Call Me by Your Name"

made him laugh
January 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
why are straight men so hooooooot???
January 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
No way, they are casting me in the next Mission Impossible as Cruise's cross-dressing love interest! And Jesus and Buddha were there too and we were in a classroom for some reason and then I woke up...
January 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
damn... boobs are actually pretty nice for sex-related reasons...

I've been imagining some things a guy could do with them and all of them are insanely hot....
January 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
so Maya has a dog plushie that is "her"... Miś has a teddy bear he thinks is "him"...

i want a proxy item too! and it will be a sexy anime figurine!
January 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
hi, sis!
December 29, 2024 at 4:21 PM
"I'm bringing some dog treats for you, lappy" and it's just chocolates :333
December 29, 2024 at 12:11 PM
well, turns out i might become the boyfriend picking people up in my car...
December 29, 2024 at 11:26 AM
bitch ex-wife causing me to dissociate right after I show up...
December 29, 2024 at 10:49 AM