“You know women. Always turning themselves into porcelain statues and dissolving into dust.”
January 19, 2026 at 10:21 PM
“You know women. Always turning themselves into porcelain statues and dissolving into dust.”
Proud to be the child that can facilitate a construction day with her parents with no yelling.
January 18, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Proud to be the child that can facilitate a construction day with her parents with no yelling.
Just submitted my first product issue to a company (it was Kraft) so I’m an adult now.
Sad I don’t get my cheese tho :/
Sad I don’t get my cheese tho :/
January 18, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Just submitted my first product issue to a company (it was Kraft) so I’m an adult now.
Sad I don’t get my cheese tho :/
Sad I don’t get my cheese tho :/
I got SUCH a cute little skirt today and I don’t really know if any of my shirts for with it as is but I’m willing to make it an investment pieve
January 18, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I got SUCH a cute little skirt today and I don’t really know if any of my shirts for with it as is but I’m willing to make it an investment pieve
It does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty!
January 16, 2026 at 4:13 PM
It does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty!
WHY am I seeing Trader Joe’s totes on marketplace for more than 200$? If you really want one I’ll give you mine and go buy a new one for 3$
January 15, 2026 at 6:52 PM
WHY am I seeing Trader Joe’s totes on marketplace for more than 200$? If you really want one I’ll give you mine and go buy a new one for 3$
I don’t listen to influencers on like 99.99999% of products but I saw someone talking about their body care routine and the first thing they pulled up was a 6.99$ lotion and I have to say it does rock.
January 15, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I don’t listen to influencers on like 99.99999% of products but I saw someone talking about their body care routine and the first thing they pulled up was a 6.99$ lotion and I have to say it does rock.
You know that scene in Gilmore Girls where Luke and Jess are walking down the pier and then Luke just shoves Jess into the water? That’s how I’m moving today.
January 15, 2026 at 2:10 PM
You know that scene in Gilmore Girls where Luke and Jess are walking down the pier and then Luke just shoves Jess into the water? That’s how I’m moving today.
I know that we have an “according to” but like this feels like an accurate place to put an “allegedly” in the headline there CBS.
BREAKING: The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good last week in Minneapolis, Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident, according to two U.S. officials briefed on his medical condition.
ICE agent who shot Renee Good suffered internal bleeding, officials say
Jonathan Ross, who shot Renee Good in Minneapolis last week, suffered internal bleeding after the incident, two officials said, though it's not clear how extensive the bleeding was.
cbsn.ws
January 14, 2026 at 6:10 PM
I know that we have an “according to” but like this feels like an accurate place to put an “allegedly” in the headline there CBS.
Hey quick huddle? Just because you don’t have the context of an image doesn’t mean it’s AI generated and you look like an idiot when you scream AI at everything. That polar bear laying in a field of flowers? Thats Canadian fireweed and the poster of the image is Nat Geo. Think for two seconds
January 14, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Hey quick huddle? Just because you don’t have the context of an image doesn’t mean it’s AI generated and you look like an idiot when you scream AI at everything. That polar bear laying in a field of flowers? Thats Canadian fireweed and the poster of the image is Nat Geo. Think for two seconds
Half the party: finding important political information that’s relevant to the lore
The other half of the party: “hey I’ll give you 50 bucks if you corner that guy and t pose on him”
The other half of the party: “hey I’ll give you 50 bucks if you corner that guy and t pose on him”
January 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Half the party: finding important political information that’s relevant to the lore
The other half of the party: “hey I’ll give you 50 bucks if you corner that guy and t pose on him”
The other half of the party: “hey I’ll give you 50 bucks if you corner that guy and t pose on him”
I’m about to make myself a little espresso martini, eat a ridiculous amount of Chinese food, play dnd and forget about everything else for a little bit.
January 12, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I’m about to make myself a little espresso martini, eat a ridiculous amount of Chinese food, play dnd and forget about everything else for a little bit.
What’s that poor man’s poison song? Hey, you, feed the machine?
Breaking News: The EPA will stop considering lives saved when setting pollution limits and instead calculate only the cost to businesses.
E.P.A. to Stop Considering Lives Saved by Limiting Air Pollution
In a reversal, the agency plans to calculate only the cost to industry when setting pollution limits, and not the monetary value of saving human lives, documents show.
nyti.ms
January 12, 2026 at 9:54 PM
What’s that poor man’s poison song? Hey, you, feed the machine?
I’m seeing people talking shit on Indy for winning an award. Think about that. Think about being mean to a dog for winning an award.
January 12, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I’m seeing people talking shit on Indy for winning an award. Think about that. Think about being mean to a dog for winning an award.
Am I saying I could be an Olympian? No I would never. But of all the sports I think I could have a solid shot at luging.
January 11, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Am I saying I could be an Olympian? No I would never. But of all the sports I think I could have a solid shot at luging.
You mess with me, you mess with my two cats, three families of squirrels, owl, fox, raccoon, and two separate murders of crows.
It’s a full house here on maple street.
It’s a full house here on maple street.
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 PM
You mess with me, you mess with my two cats, three families of squirrels, owl, fox, raccoon, and two separate murders of crows.
It’s a full house here on maple street.
It’s a full house here on maple street.
Spell worked but it missed. Damn sorry but lowkey you also deserved it.
January 10, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Spell worked but it missed. Damn sorry but lowkey you also deserved it.
Oh boy the alani cherry bomb is so good please make it a permanent flavor I could head the revolution off one of these
January 10, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Oh boy the alani cherry bomb is so good please make it a permanent flavor I could head the revolution off one of these
The day I need AI to summarize an email for me is gonna be the coldest dah in hell.
January 10, 2026 at 2:11 PM
The day I need AI to summarize an email for me is gonna be the coldest dah in hell.
I keep my diploma at work, and I just had to pull it out and tap on the part that reads “bachelor’s in criminal justice” during a conversation.
January 9, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I keep my diploma at work, and I just had to pull it out and tap on the part that reads “bachelor’s in criminal justice” during a conversation.
A working knowledge of established precedent is really important in times like these!
Tennessee v Gardener (1985)
Barnes v Felix (2025)
Cordova v Aragon (2009)
Plus SEVERAL more.
Tennessee v Gardener (1985)
Barnes v Felix (2025)
Cordova v Aragon (2009)
Plus SEVERAL more.
January 9, 2026 at 12:59 PM
A working knowledge of established precedent is really important in times like these!
Tennessee v Gardener (1985)
Barnes v Felix (2025)
Cordova v Aragon (2009)
Plus SEVERAL more.
Tennessee v Gardener (1985)
Barnes v Felix (2025)
Cordova v Aragon (2009)
Plus SEVERAL more.
Just used my masters degree to physically draw out and show why someone’s idea was fucking dumb so stay in school
January 8, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Just used my masters degree to physically draw out and show why someone’s idea was fucking dumb so stay in school
My familiars glow. The time for magicks is here.
January 8, 2026 at 5:34 PM
My familiars glow. The time for magicks is here.
Where’s that one mean girls meme “so you agree? You think it’s horrible to watch and no one should get shot?”
man, did the viziers in the WH not actually show him the actual video?
January 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Where’s that one mean girls meme “so you agree? You think it’s horrible to watch and no one should get shot?”