Village Idiot
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If you're a decent person, you can have a wife that will fold laundry for you nude because she loves you. But all of that requires some basic empathy, so why not wank to a trophy of your own failures?
January 23, 2026 at 10:26 AM
If you're a decent person, you can have a wife that will fold laundry for you nude because she loves you. But all of that requires some basic empathy, so why not wank to a trophy of your own failures?
James Woods measured an IQ of 170 when he was younger, also a Trump supporter. But "intelligence" isn't just one thing. You can be good at debating people, but bad at evaluating sources. And if you're smart enough, you can win debates, which can give you the impression of having facts.
January 23, 2026 at 12:25 AM
James Woods measured an IQ of 170 when he was younger, also a Trump supporter. But "intelligence" isn't just one thing. You can be good at debating people, but bad at evaluating sources. And if you're smart enough, you can win debates, which can give you the impression of having facts.
I'll give it, say... less than 72 hours until he backtracks.
January 22, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I'll give it, say... less than 72 hours until he backtracks.
I'd argue that people internalize a lot of false information on how blades work from TV. And how politics works. And people. And romance and relationships. And science. And...
January 21, 2026 at 9:24 AM
I'd argue that people internalize a lot of false information on how blades work from TV. And how politics works. And people. And romance and relationships. And science. And...
Like... Obviously they don't think their opponents are going to heaven, so is this like a su!c!de pact or just accelerationism?
January 21, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Like... Obviously they don't think their opponents are going to heaven, so is this like a su!c!de pact or just accelerationism?
You're not the only one.
January 17, 2026 at 7:39 PM
You're not the only one.
It is a little bit funny that not only aren't they trying to hide their depravity, they're reveling in it openly as a power move, as if it's gonna make them look good in anyone's eyes.
January 16, 2026 at 9:00 AM
It is a little bit funny that not only aren't they trying to hide their depravity, they're reveling in it openly as a power move, as if it's gonna make them look good in anyone's eyes.
It's not just British satire tbf. The same people misunderstood Stephen Colbert and George Carlin too. The right has no media literacy at all.
January 15, 2026 at 2:29 AM
It's not just British satire tbf. The same people misunderstood Stephen Colbert and George Carlin too. The right has no media literacy at all.
Also The Emperor is not intended to be a hero. He's a sophist who shot those he can't convince, and that's a lot of people. Even further, it's said that his incarnations included J3sus and H!tler. It couldn't be more obvious.
I heard about the lore: "All of it is canon, none of it is true."
I heard about the lore: "All of it is canon, none of it is true."
January 15, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Also The Emperor is not intended to be a hero. He's a sophist who shot those he can't convince, and that's a lot of people. Even further, it's said that his incarnations included J3sus and H!tler. It couldn't be more obvious.
I heard about the lore: "All of it is canon, none of it is true."
I heard about the lore: "All of it is canon, none of it is true."
40k is satire, GW has said it themselves. Also, summarizing what they said in a community post: "If you're a bigot, we don't want your money. We want you out of the hobby."
And the concept of "race" gets kinda muddied in a fantasy universe. The Emperor doesn't hate poc, he hates xenos.
And the concept of "race" gets kinda muddied in a fantasy universe. The Emperor doesn't hate poc, he hates xenos.
January 15, 2026 at 1:19 AM
40k is satire, GW has said it themselves. Also, summarizing what they said in a community post: "If you're a bigot, we don't want your money. We want you out of the hobby."
And the concept of "race" gets kinda muddied in a fantasy universe. The Emperor doesn't hate poc, he hates xenos.
And the concept of "race" gets kinda muddied in a fantasy universe. The Emperor doesn't hate poc, he hates xenos.
This is an accelerationist's wet dream...
January 12, 2026 at 9:22 AM
This is an accelerationist's wet dream...
It gives me "scamming stupid CEOs with ease" energy.
January 7, 2026 at 12:02 AM
It gives me "scamming stupid CEOs with ease" energy.
Unfortunately the two aren't mutually exclusive. And probably in a lot of cases, they're comorbid.
January 6, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Unfortunately the two aren't mutually exclusive. And probably in a lot of cases, they're comorbid.
Just can't make this shit up.
January 4, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Just can't make this shit up.
Temptation Island
January 2, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Temptation Island
I'm glad I read this before midnight... I wouldn't want to start 2026 facepalming to dudes asking other dudes how women(monolith) feel about something.
December 31, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I'm glad I read this before midnight... I wouldn't want to start 2026 facepalming to dudes asking other dudes how women(monolith) feel about something.
To be fair, a lot of Dems would probably tap out at 5 scovilles. But just imagine an alpha chad straight chugging Da Bomb because he's not a coward and then just screech deliriously for the rest of the debate. Might be worth it.
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 AM
To be fair, a lot of Dems would probably tap out at 5 scovilles. But just imagine an alpha chad straight chugging Da Bomb because he's not a coward and then just screech deliriously for the rest of the debate. Might be worth it.
Trump would not be the first unpopular president to drum up a war to rally support. But that only works if you let the generals do their job, which probably wouldn't be the case with these rot-brained cloutchasers.
December 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Trump would not be the first unpopular president to drum up a war to rally support. But that only works if you let the generals do their job, which probably wouldn't be the case with these rot-brained cloutchasers.
They won't get that far. It's probably going to be construction due to lack of safety. Or eating a poisonous plant/hunting accident, because they discover that the locals will try to maximize their profits from gullible fools.
December 18, 2025 at 10:32 AM
They won't get that far. It's probably going to be construction due to lack of safety. Or eating a poisonous plant/hunting accident, because they discover that the locals will try to maximize their profits from gullible fools.
"Hey we need some new ideas."
"What if we ended the genocides, reduced inequality and started doing actually green technology?"
"I'm not hearing any _good_ ideas. Let's ask the plagiarism remix machine."
"What if we ended the genocides, reduced inequality and started doing actually green technology?"
"I'm not hearing any _good_ ideas. Let's ask the plagiarism remix machine."
December 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
"Hey we need some new ideas."
"What if we ended the genocides, reduced inequality and started doing actually green technology?"
"I'm not hearing any _good_ ideas. Let's ask the plagiarism remix machine."
"What if we ended the genocides, reduced inequality and started doing actually green technology?"
"I'm not hearing any _good_ ideas. Let's ask the plagiarism remix machine."
In other news, you really don't need a billion dollars. You'll be fine with just a million. Maybe ensure that everyone has a million.
December 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
In other news, you really don't need a billion dollars. You'll be fine with just a million. Maybe ensure that everyone has a million.
For the longest time, we've had all kinds of ends of the world sold to us in pop culture, and it turns out that what actually ends us all is just incredibly stupid. Not even an entertaining kind of stupid, just... boring and depressing. Inaction and denial of threats we've known for decades.
December 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
For the longest time, we've had all kinds of ends of the world sold to us in pop culture, and it turns out that what actually ends us all is just incredibly stupid. Not even an entertaining kind of stupid, just... boring and depressing. Inaction and denial of threats we've known for decades.
By "most vulnerable", he probably means cishet white gamer dudes.
December 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
By "most vulnerable", he probably means cishet white gamer dudes.
Still relevant. I don't see a conversation about the soldier hole tho.
Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Still relevant. I don't see a conversation about the soldier hole tho.