Mostly Parsley
mostlyparsley.bsky.social
Mostly Parsley
@mostlyparsley.bsky.social
Just a bitchy-witchy, tarot reading, genx’r on the Oregon coast with her cat Clawdette Killmouski
It’s time to get @governor.ca.gov his very own “magic sharpie”! #DrawGavinDraw
August 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
“I’m a nice guy…” 🙄
July 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
#DonaldTrump did this. #SenTedCruz did this. #GovGregAbbott did this.
July 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Living in America
July 4, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Shrieking and bloviating! What a drunken, testerical, hemotional, manbaby! Have another drink, Pete!
June 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Shrieking and bloviating! What a drunken, testerical, hemotional, manbaby! Have another drink, Pete!
June 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
So if icee was never there; are these random dudes imitating icee? Just kidnapping and trafficking citizens? Is that what they’re telling us? That seems like a problem you could solve with a uniform and identification.
June 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I remember that! Some Idaho git tried to order “freedom fries” so I served the rest of his meal in French. Merci, maman!
June 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Whatever happens don’t let this lead you to think it could be random people imitating just icee and kidnapping and trafficking citizens.
June 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I lived on St Philip a thousand lifetimes ago
June 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
You’d think he’d dispose of “allergics”. They’re not very tough. *this is satire*
June 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Jesus’ mom, too
June 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Your mom
June 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Super weird hair line for an infant. All that shrieking he does! Give him a binky
June 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
She looks and sounds like a Mo Collin’s character from Mad TV
June 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Meal-Team 8
June 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
…until election day. Then the Republican Borg assimilates and they all hive vote
June 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Was it him? Him and the parents? Was he a sacrifice? 😳😬
June 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Isn’t that called “entrapment”?
June 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
He looks like Marta from “Something about Mary” but she mistook cotton candy for her wig!
June 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
They are the ICE Agents…
June 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM